"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread.

[ArcadiaGP]

Of course Trump will round up all the gays. Because he is literally Hitler.

Good thing Bruce Carroll (@GayPatriot) is doing a daily reminder for us, or else I would think Mike Pence would have rounded him up and electrocuted him.

https://twitter.com/GayPatriot/status/851952524429070337

Day 81, still safe!

 

[ArcadiaGP]

"What's his INGO username"

 

[JollyMon]

I have someone in mind.

 

[hopper68]

La Crosse man arrested after asking police to grab his duffel, which was full of weed

 

[hopper68]

Which INGO LEO is this?

[video=youtube;zNrmG4M5dF0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNrmG4M5dF0[/video]

 

[SEIndSAM]

LOL!!! That is the funniest thing i have seen this week.....Nice find....

 

[MCgrease08]

Gov. Cuomo Announces NY Will Provide Legal Defense for Undocumented Immigrants

[The fund is “to ensure all immigrants, regardless of residency status, have access to representation,” according to a statement from the governor's office.

The fund is being called the “Liberty Defense Project,” and it consists of public and private money. The Carnegie Corporation of New York and the Ford Foundation have added $1.5 million to the fund, bring the total to $11.5 million.

When he first announced the program, Governor Cuomo said that he was protecting the rights of New Yorkers:

“During these stormy times, it’s critical that all New Yorkers have access to their full rights under the law.”

CNN Money points out that, typically, undocumented immigrants do not have access to a free attorney, unlike their legal counterparts.

No. Illegal immigrants don't have the same Constitutional Rights as citizens.

I do think everyone should have some type of representation while dealing with the courts, if only to explain to them what is happening along the way. But I'm not sure what form that needs to be. Do they not currently get a public defender? Or is that only for criminal cases?

I do see the push to afford Constitutional rights to illegals ultimately ending with the left arguing for their right to vote.

 

[Cameramonkey]

OK, so somebody didnt think this through. What is to stop them from hitting the net, then climbing to the edge and jumping again? (hint, nothing)

Construction to Start on Golden Gate Bridge Suicide-Prevention Net | NBC Bay Area

 

[littletommy]

OK, so somebody didnt think this through. What is to stop them from hitting the net, then climbing to the edge and jumping again? (hint, nothing)

Construction to Start on Golden Gate Bridge Suicide-Prevention Net | NBC Bay Area

I don't know, falling 20 feet onto a stainless steel net kinda sorta sounds like it could have it's disadvantages. I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that the first person who attempts suicide but hits the "net" instead, will be suing the **** out of whatever authority is in charge of the bridge!

 

[ArcadiaGP]

This is a big problem in Asia. Not really a huge thing here... not sure why we'd copy their prevention methods. Especially since America is so litigious.

 

[sharkey]

OK, so somebody didnt think this through. What is to stop them from hitting the net, then climbing to the edge and jumping again? (hint, nothing)

Construction to Start on Golden Gate Bridge Suicide-Prevention Net | NBC Bay Area

Perhaps if they construct it using razor wire, it would be hard to crawl to the edge?

 

[actaeon277]

Well, I don't know the physics of a "net".
But, when I have to wear a fall protection harness with an 8 foot lanyard at work, I'm supposed to tie off to something rated at least 5,000 pounds.
Handrails are NOT rated that high.

I would imagine the "net" kind of acts to cushion the blow.

 

[Timjoebillybob]

I don't know, falling 20 feet onto a stainless steel net kinda sorta sounds like it could have it's disadvantages. I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that the first person who attempts suicide but hits the "net" instead, will be suing the **** out of whatever authority is in charge of the bridge!

That and trying to work up the courage to do it again after falling the 20 feet and hitting the net. And will possibly allow people to get there to try to stop them.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

"Critics" being antifa.

 

[easy]

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[ArcadiaGP]

Alex Jones’ Defense in Upcoming Custody Battle Is That He’s a Fake

attorney Randall Wilhite told a judge during a pretrial hearing that Jones is a “performance artist,” according to a report in the Austin-American Statesman

So... for entertainment purposes only?

 

[ArcadiaGP]

INGO's dream security line.

 

[MCgrease08]

INGO's dream security line.

We all know these security checks are pure theater. This guy just isn't a very good actor.

 

[HoughMade]

Alex Jones’ Defense in Upcoming Custody Battle Is That He’s a Fake

So... for entertainment purposes only?

All I know is that entertainment is the only thing I've ever gotten from him.

 

[sharkey]

INGO's dream security line.

I didn't see ANY tickling, cupping or honking. How is this an INGO dream?