"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread.

[jamil]

Okay. Here's how we settled this. Let's send her to the moon, let her drop a rock, and if she's right, we'll give her a ride back.

wait. You said "guy". Aw, don't tell me Wu is a tranny.

This guy is actually running for Congress.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

wait. You said "guy". Aw, don't tell me Wu is a tranny.

You know me. I strive for accuracy.

 

[jamil]

Eh. Your call. I think it could go either way.

 

[rvb]

I took that logic, and... I keep trying to drop rocks into the sun, but it isn't working. I don't understand.

There's a technique to it ... you have to hold the rock up over your head, and be looking up at it when you drop it. It works better with bigger rocks... Go try it and see...

-rvb

 

[JettaKnight]

Eh. Your call. I think it could go either way.

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Well, he did.


I was curious about Wu and I went down that rabbit hole yesterday and ventured to websites I want to forget about.

 

[jbombelli]

There's a technique to it ... you have to hold the rock up over your head, and be looking up at it when you drop it. It works better with bigger rocks... Go try it and see...

-rvb

 

[dprimm]

Will the nation recover?

My only thought is "If the President (and everyone else) is standing, shouldn't she?" Just like if the Commander is standing, so do you (until s/he says otherwise -- but then not everyone else would be standing).

 

[jamil]

My only thought is "If the President (and everyone else) is standing, shouldn't she?" Just like if the Commander is standing, so do you (until s/he says otherwise -- but then not everyone else would be standing).

"Kellyanne? Hey. Kellyanne! ... We're taking a picture here. ... HEY! Eh, just take the picture.

 

[OakRiver]

My only thought is "If the President (and everyone else) is standing, shouldn't she?" Just like if the Commander is standing, so do you (until s/he says otherwise -- but then not everyone else would be standing).

It was my understanding that she was getting herself out of frame for the intended picture so that the seal could be clearly seen

 

[x10]

Monica didn't stand when the Pres was in the room!

 

[printcraft]

Monica didn't stand when the Pres was in the room!

Duh! She would have banged her head on the desk.

 

[JettaKnight]

It was my understanding that she was getting herself out of frame for the intended picture so that the seal could be clearly seen

That explains the phone in her hand and look of disinterest.

 

[jamil]

it doesn't explain my disinterest.

 

[JettaKnight]

it doesn't explain my disinterest.

Indeed. I care just as little as I did about Obama's selfie stick.

 

[2A_Tom]

But that was funny. Narcissist in Chief.

 

[jamil]

Indeed. I care just as little as I did about Obama's selfie stick.

Well. Not quite as little. I laughed out loud at that. And the mom-jeans.

 

[JettaKnight]

Man spends a week inside a rock - you know, because it's art.


PHOTOS: Artist Is Out After Living One Week In A Boulder : The Two-Way : NPR



Everyone complaining about prisoners and solitary confinement have just now lost the argument for good. They are being subjected to cruel punishment, they're being turned into an art exhibit.

 

[actaeon277]

Man spends a week inside a rock - you know, because it's art.


PHOTOS: Artist Is Out After Living One Week In A Boulder : The Two-Way : NPR



Everyone complaining about prisoners and solitary confinement have just now lost the argument for good. They are being subjected to cruel punishment, they're being turned into an art exhibit.

There's someone without a job.
Or anything to do.
Or a purpose.

 

[JettaKnight]

There's someone without a job.
Or anything to do.
Or a purpose.

Yeah, I read the article, I know he's French, what's your point?

 

[actaeon277]

Yeah, I read the article, I know he's French, what's your point?

There's someone without a job.
Or anything to do.
Or a purpose.

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