"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[MCgrease08]

Truth, in a mans eyes
At the least she should have put it where you wouldn't find it, in with the pots and pans, laundry room, in her closet ( unless you two share clothes).. you know in the woman's part of the house

Unfortunately she DID have it stashed away. It had been in a commemorative box for years but I was the moron that told her storing it upright would lead to it drying out. So I actually moved it to the wine rack last year to keep it horizontal.

Did you bother to offer to share with her?

I did. She drank some last night. I told her the rest was for her, and she said, "no. You opened it. You drink the rest of it."

But even I'm not dumb enough to fall for that one.

 

[jamil]

Unfortunately she DID have it stashed away. It had been in a commemorative box for years but I was the moron that told her storing it upright would lead to it drying out. So I actually moved it to the wine rack last year to keep it horizontal.

Well then. My earlier suggestion? Don't follow it.

 

[MCgrease08]

Is there one for laughing my ass off?

[video=youtube_share;5QQDnnR0V-c]http://youtu.be/5QQDnnR0V-c[/video]

 

[jamil]

Wait. Here's a thought. Is there a way you can convince her this IS a special occasion?

 

[2A_Tom]

Is there one for laughing my ass off?

 

[actaeon277]

Is there one for laughing my ass off?

 

[actaeon277]

 

[jamil]

I mentioned this to my wife. She said you're basically screwed not in a good way. But you might be able to get out of it if you tell her that you'd like to make up for it--and this will cost you--by telling her you'll take her to that place she always wanted to visit and you'll make new memories and buy a new bottle of something special to save for that future special occasion

 

[SheepDog4Life]

I mentioned this to my wife. She said you're basically screwed not in a good way. But you might be able to get out of it if you tell her that you'd like to make up for it--and this will cost you--by telling her you'll take her to that place she always wanted to visit and you'll make new memories and buy a new bottle of something special to save for that future special occasion

Awww... isn't that sweet?!?!? (I just threw up a little in my mouth, which is a sure sign this is a winner - DO THIS)

 

[MCgrease08]

Awww... isn't that sweet?!?!? (I just threw up a little in my mouth, which is a sure sign this is a winner - DO THIS)

Did you expect a woman to suggest anything less?

 

[jbombelli]

Did you expect a woman to suggest anything less?

He opened her prize bottle of wine and started drinking it. And she wasn't even there. He's got to pay the price, and this one is costly.

 

[MCgrease08]

He opened her prize bottle of wine and started drinking it. And she wasn't even there. He's got to pay the price, and this one is costly.

No. She was there the whole time. That's what she gets for leaving me unsupervised.

I've come to learn they may be another bottle stashed somewhere inside her parent's house, so that may take some of the sting off. Some.

 

[sharkey]

No. She was there the whole time. That's what she gets for leaving me unsupervised.

I've come to learn they may be another bottle stashed somewhere inside her parent's house, so that may take some of the sting off. Some.

Yep, nothing like facing the in-laws after such a move to "take some of the sting off"!

 

[Spear Dane]

Everyone is checking for an online winery that'll ship to the US that has a 21+ yo Bordeaux...

Illegal to ship alcohol to Indiana. His avatar? That's him in real life now, FALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLING. Made his wife cry...damn. His life ain't worth a wooden nickle now.

 

[Ericpwp]

I thought they changed that.

 

[hopper68]

From Jordan Vandenberg's FB page

Developing: The Evansville Police Department has verified the authenticity of a vile, racist photogtraph that has been circulating on social media for the past 24 hours. EPD says they were immediately in contact with the EVSC and investigators were able to identify the students featured in the picture, which depicts a black baby doll with a string around its neck. One of the students featured in the picture also appears to be wearing a t-shirt on his head that resembles a KKK hat.
EPD says they were able to confirm the students attend Helfrich Park Middle School. The picture, EPD says, was taken during a party at a home out in the county. Therefore, the sheriff's office has jurisdiction and is currently reviewing the case.
Editor's Note: We have blurred the faces of the kids in the picture because they are juveniles.

https://www.facebook.com/JordanTVNe...Uq4PjXcCVP9K_b46j3gNAoWozmvw1NzVsV5AE&fref=nf

You may have to scroll to see the story.

 

[HoughMade]

From Jordan Vandenberg's FB page

Developing: The Evansville Police Department has verified the authenticity of a vile, racist photogtraph that has been circulating on social media for the past 24 hours. EPD says they were immediately in contact with the EVSC and investigators were able to identify the students featured in the picture, which depicts a black baby doll with a string around its neck. One of the students featured in the picture also appears to be wearing a t-shirt on his head that resembles a KKK hat.
EPD says they were able to confirm the students attend Helfrich Park Middle School. The picture, EPD says, was taken during a party at a home out in the county. Therefore, the sheriff's office has jurisdiction and is currently reviewing the case.
Editor's Note: We have blurred the faces of the kids in the picture because they are juveniles.

https://www.facebook.com/JordanTVNe...Uq4PjXcCVP9K_b46j3gNAoWozmvw1NzVsV5AE&fref=nf

You may have to scroll to see the story.

Wait...jurisdiction over what? Reviewing what?

Do you need a law enforcement investigation to confirm rampant stupidity? Can anyone articulate what the possible illegality would be?

 

[HubertGummer]

Wait...jurisdiction over what? Reviewing what?

Do you need a law enforcement investigation to confirm rampant stupidity? Can anyone articulate what the possible illegality would be?

Somebody's feeling got hurt

 

[jbombelli]

Wait...jurisdiction over what? Reviewing what?

Do you need a law enforcement investigation to confirm rampant stupidity? Can anyone articulate what the possible illegality would be?

MUH FEELZ!

 

[sharkey]

Just so MCgrease knows he's not alone: African Soccer Star Thanks Wife ...And Girlfriend... After Match - Immediately Regrets It (Video)