"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[2A_Tom]

* Outrage for the purposes of civil litigation only.

Guilty knowledge.

 

[2A_Tom]

I guess it depends...
If it's "just a collection of cells"..
or if it's done to save the life of the mother.

Nearly 0% of the cases.

Probably done under an obstetrician's knife rather than in an abortion clinic.

 

[actaeon277]

Nearly 0% of the cases.

Probably done under an obstetrician's knife rather than in an abortion clinic.

I realize that.
But I also realize it's a non-zero number.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

* Outrage for the purposes of civil litigation only.

That's my thought as well. "Wait, so you're telling me, I can kill my child AND get paid to do it? Sign me up!"

 

[DoggyDaddy]

I guess it depends...
If it's "just a collection of cells"..
or if it's done to save the life of the mother.

Don't you think they'd have requested that the remains be returned to them if it were the latter, and they really wanted the baby? All of these occurred before Indiana's recent law requiring that fetal remains after abortions be buried or cremated.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Now, just imagine if this guy was found to have shot 2200+ people. The left would be all over it. But now? Imagine if a Republican candidate said, "Are we coming for your scalpels and forceps? Hell yes we are! These are instruments designed to save lives, not to end them. They have no business being in a murderer's hands."

 

[HoughMade]

That's my thought as well. "Wait, so you're telling me, I can kill my child AND get paid to do it? Sign me up!"

If my semi-prediction comes true....I also suspect that I know the lawyer that will be behind it...and he’s local to my area.

 

[2A_Tom]

[h=1]Rashida Tlaib Vows To Hang Defaced American Flag Outside Her Office Until DC Becomes State[/h]https://rightwingtribune.com/2019/09/20/tlaib-vows-to-hang/

[FONT=&quot]“Ahead of the hearing, the city of D.C. ordered and displayed 140 American flags with the extra star,” Fox News said.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]“I would love one. I would love to hang it outside of my office,” Rep. Tlaib said[/FONT]

 

[jamil]

Rashida Tlaib Vows To Hang Defaced American Flag Outside Her Office Until DC Becomes State

https://rightwingtribune.com/2019/09/20/tlaib-vows-to-hang/

That would give Democrats 1 more house member and 2 Senators. I can see why they want it so bad.

 

[2A_Tom]

The district was designed so the seat of government would not be in a state.

2 Electors also.

 

[jamil]

DC gets 3 electoral votes. But no congressional representation.

 

[Phase2]

This topic has been discussed previously. If there is ever a serious consensus to remove Washington DC's special status, it would take a constitutional amendment. Then just return it to Maryland which originally donated the land.

 

[Mongo59]

Ew! Who would want it? Do you know where it has been?

 

[Hoosierdood]

Ew! Who would want it? Do you know where it has been?

Washington, DC is such a slut.

 

[actaeon277]

So, 1,500 people make it to Nevada, only 75 make it to the gates.

This is just like "Mom's Demand Action", thinking they're important, because people hit "like" on their page.


[video=youtube_share;xdtjN7sK3WY]https://youtu.be/xdtjN7sK3WY[/video]

 

[Phase2]

In your list of concerns about the world, why would this appear anywhere?

Why Ivanka Trump’s new haircut should make us very afraid

 

[MCgrease08]

In your list of concerns about the world, why would this appear anywhere?

Why Ivanka Trump’s new haircut should make us very afraid

It is hard to keep up with the volume of news these days. However, that is no excuse for me missing what may prove to be the biggest story of the year: Ivanka Trump getting a haircut. Yep, the first daughter chopped several inches off her locks earlier this month and is now sporting a shoulder-length bob.

What may prove to be the most important story of the year!

 

[printcraft]

What may prove to be the most important story of the year!

He hairdressers maiden name is Nadia Petrova...

 

[Dead Duck]

And it's not even hump day....

'Camel's testicles bitten by woman at Louisiana truck stop petting zoo: authorities'

https://www.foxnews.com/us/camels-testicles-woman-louisiana-truck-stop-zoo-authorities

 

[JettaKnight]

Something key in the story didn't make it into the headline...

'Camel's testicles bitten by Florida woman at Louisiana truck stop petting zoo: authorities'

Now it makes more sense.