"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[JettaKnight]

My ancestors where a bunch of Quakers. So, on one hand they skipped out on the war, but on the other hand, were abolitionist.


And they're Quakers, not Shakers, so I don't even get well built furniture.

 

[printcraft]

My ancestors where a bunch of Quakers. So, on one hand they skipped out on the war, but on the other hand, were abolitionist.


And they're Quakers, not Shakers, so I don't even get well built furniture.

Are you heir to the oat fortune?

 

[JettaKnight]

Are you heir to the oat fortune?

Wilford Brimley ate them all.

 

[HoughMade]

Wilford Brimley ate them all.

...and all I got was his type II diabeetus.

 

[actaeon277]

Appeals Court Overturns Judge’s Ruling Forcing Mentally Disabled Woman to Have Abortion

https://www.lifenews.com/2019/06/24...ing-mentally-disabled-woman-to-have-abortion/

He also said that the judge had “no proper evidence” to show that allowing the pregnancy to continue would put the woman’s life or long-term health at grave risk.

“The applicants have failed to carry out a proper best interests analysis,” he said.“Their evidence is premised on a narrow clinical view. The application must be dismissed.”



So, social workers and such disagree, but let's listen to doctors.
Geez.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

what the actual ****

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

Commence the beatings!

 

[flatlander]

what the actual ****

I'd retire NOW given the chance to waterboard HER every day for the rest of her short and unhappy life

Bob

 

[HoughMade]

what the actual ****

Not that I think she's a good parent, but that ain't "waterboarding" or anything close.

It's pouring a couple of tablespoons of water on the side of the head of an infant. Not good...but not waterboarding.

 

[2A_Tom]

Hough, you have been rather contrarian of late. Have you gone over to the Kutside?

 

[BobDaniels]

just go away already.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/david-hogg-parkland-shooting-survivor-assassination-attempts

 

[HoughMade]

Hough, you have been rather contrarian of late. Have you gone over to the Kutside?

If by "contrarian" you mean "objective"...hopefully it's not a new development.

I have grown weary of sensationalism and the internet dog pile. I like to get angry only if there is really a good reason to.

Politically, I am as conservative as always, if not moreso, but I prefer our arguments to be based upon truth rather than incitement.

....so no, I'm not being contrary just to be contrary. To the extent I'm being contrary, hopefully, it's to keep "our side" honest. We're better than the leftists, aren't we? Shouldn't we be? Our ideas and beliefs are better. They promote self-reliance, independence and fulfillment. If that's the case, we don't need cheap emotional manipulation.

Geez, am I sounding like an old man.

 

[Dr.Midnight]

If by "contrarian" you mean "objective"...hopefully it's not a new development.

I have grown weary of sensationalism and the internet dog pile. I like to get angry only if there is really a good reason to.

Politically, I am as conservative as always, if not moreso, but I prefer our arguments to be based upon truth rather than incitement.

....so no, I'm not being contrary just to be contrary. To the extent I'm being contrary, hopefully, it's to keep "our side" honest. We're better than the leftists, aren't we? Shouldn't we be? Our ideas and beliefs are better. They promote self-reliance, independence and fulfillment. If that's the case, we don't need cheap emotional manipulation.

Geez, am I sounding like an old man.

Eloquently said, but I'm of the opinion the ***** needs the **** knocked out of her.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

just go away already.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/david-hogg-parkland-shooting-survivor-assassination-attempts

"But you eventually become desensitized to it. Like, oh, your house got SWAT-ted. You got a call from the police saying someone said that everyone in your family had been killed and that you are being held hostage for $100,000. Right? That becomes part of daily life," he said. "It’s just something that you have to get through. But I mean, what am I going to do? Stop?"

Um, getting SWAT-ed [sic], is not the same as an assassination attempt. I sense some Brian Williams-esque memes coming out of this.

I had someone with a Hispanic last name (from the caller id) call me 3 times today. (Wrong number - or was it something more sinister??). My god! Those could have been assassination attempts!

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

just go away already.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/david-hogg-parkland-shooting-survivor-assassination-attempts

I ain't buyin' that **** Hogg Boy!

 

[IndyDave1776]

Not that I think she's a good parent, but that ain't "waterboarding" or anything close.

It's pouring a couple of tablespoons of water on the side of the head of an infant. Not good...but not waterboarding.

Are you telling g us that there is a difference between stupid and sinister?

 

[HoughMade]

Are you telling g us that there is a difference between stupid and sinister?

Sometimes.

 

[Dead Duck]

Jeez....
Assassination Attempts?
If someone wanted him dead, he would be dead. A 5 year old girl can take him out. But I'd use a 6 year old girl just to be safe.

Sounds like he's not getting enough attention lately.....again. Apparently staying relevant is an important game for these morons.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Jeez....
Assassination Attempts?
If someone wanted him dead, he would be dead. A 5 year old girl can take him out. But I'd use a 6 year old girl just to be safe.

Sounds like he's not getting enough attention lately.....again. Apparently staying relevant is an important game for these morons.

If only he'd actually been at the school that day, he might have gotten his wish. Instead, he decided to become an activist.

 

[actaeon277]

He said that if someone were to kill him because of his efforts to curb gun violence, it would most likely be "the stupidest thing they could do to try to end the movement. Because that would make it even more successful in the end. Because it would invigorate us and create f---ing change."

Unless he was stabbed.
Or blunt object.
Or hit with a car.

Oh. THAT'S RIGHT. It DOESN'T HAVE TO BE a gun.
Duh!