"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[GodFearinGunTotin]

yeah

that'll save those tanking ratings

The NFL's First Male Dancers Will Take the Sidelines this Year - CNN

I'm sure they've studied their preferred demographic and this is what they want. I'll pass. In fact, I'll probably pass on another NFL season.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

West Hollywood City Council passes resolution to remove Donald Trump's Walk of Fame star.

However, this is nonsense... The vote will not remove Trump's star since it does not reside in West Hollywood. Its a vote on a *proposal* to urge the city of LA and the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce to remove it. That's it.

Just a dumb gesture.

 

[jamil]

yeah

that'll save those tanking ratings

The NFL's First Male Dancers Will Take the Sidelines this Year - CNN

Ooh. I know. If this doesn’t chase fans away as effectively as the NFL would like, next year they could add screaming rabid feminists to the squad.

 

[rhino]

About five minutes ago, I heard someone whose profession is teaching English as a second language say, "Level one is kinda like between level zero and level two."

 

[printcraft]

Well, they are not wrong.

 

[amboy49]

About five minutes ago, I heard someone whose profession is teaching English as a second language say, "Level one is kinda like between level zero and level two."

Whutttt ? ! ! And they walk among us.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Police: Indiana Teenager Arrested for Making Up "Rape Fantasy" Attack | 93.1 WIBC

 

[actaeon277]

Police: Indiana Teenager Arrested for Making Up "Rape Fantasy" Attack | 93.1 WIBC

If you can be arrested for this, then why aren't they arresting people for threatening to kill the President, and Conservatives?

 

[daddyusmaximus]

With all the rape culture that permeates hollywood, these self righteous idiot hypocrites have decided to remove President Trump's star from the walk of fame. (walk of shame I say) Must be the next step in their change history to suit their needs campaign, due to his supposed

"disturbing treatment of women and other actions that do not meet the shared values of the city of west hollywood, the region, state, and country"




https://nypost.com/2018/08/07/trumps-star-voted-off-hollywood-walk-of-fame/













Wait a sec... did they say west hollywood has values?

 

[MCgrease08]

Police: Indiana Teenager Arrested for Making Up "Rape Fantasy" Attack | 93.1 WIBC

Bad headline. She wasn't arrested for "making up a rape fantasy." She was arrested for false informing after telling police she was raped when she wasn't.

Some people fantasize about being raped. Some even carry out the fantasy through role play. What they don't do is call the cops afterwords and claim they were actually raped.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

 

[actaeon277]

With all the rape culture that permeates hollywood, these self righteous idiot hypocrites have decided to remove President Trump's star from the walk of fame. (walk of shame I say) Must be the next step in their change history to suit their needs campaign, due to his supposed

"disturbing treatment of women and other actions that do not meet the shared values of the city of west hollywood, the region, state, and country"




https://nypost.com/2018/08/07/trumps-star-voted-off-hollywood-walk-of-fame/













Wait a sec... did they say west hollywood has values?

Yup. Point that out to them, and they just lose their minds.

 

[Ericpwp]

I heard on the radio today they can't remove the star because of its historical site status.

 

[Spear Dane]

It wasn't that many years ago someone here in Indiana was convicted of relations with a chicken. I kinda wanna know how that works, but mostly I don't.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

"Cloaca"

That is all.

 

[jbombelli]

It wasn't that many years ago someone here in Indiana was convicted of relations with a chicken. I kinda wanna know how that works, but mostly I don't.

https://youtu.be/ujEbejephNM

Warning for language.

 

[jamil]

Bad headline. She wasn't arrested for "making up a rape fantasy." She was arrested for false informing after telling police she was raped when she wasn't.

Some people fantasize about being raped. Some even carry out the fantasy through role play. What they don't do is call the cops afterwords and claim they were actually raped.

Maybe getting him arrested was part of the fantacy.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Some ****-heel robbed a lemonade stand of $17.... at gunpoint.

Arrest made in gunpoint robbery of North Carolina boy's lemonade stand | Fox News

All worked out. Lowe's donated the kid an $1100 riding mower, and many other donations came in.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Two things about this...

Who names their kid "Openly Gay Dem"? Weird name.

Elizabeth Warren is gonna be pissed.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Two things about this...

Who names their kid "Openly Gay Dem"? Weird name.

Elizabeth Warren is gonna be pissed.

Yeah...I think I saw a Ben Shapiro post that was mocking the fact that (maybe it was) the NYT for outing Warren for not being an actual NA.