-1 Burger King

[IndyMonkey]

 

[BurgerKing]

I cannot comment except to say the investigation is ongoing and BK will be exonerated of these trumped-up charges.

 

[Benny]

LOL, BK is getting neg rep for his lack of originality.

 

[BurgerKing]

LOL, BK is getting neg rep for his lack of originality.

Sorry, didnt see me anywhere else. . . Oh well. . .

 

[HandK]

There is no dought that they got the right guy!!! He was also seen stealing the plans for the egg McMuffin at McDonalds corp office!!!!

 

[Benny]

LOL @ the 4 red bars...Is that an INGO record?

I'd participate, but I owe too many people positive reps to waste one on a gimmick.

 

[IndyBeerman]

LOL @ the 4 red bars...Is that an INGO record?

I'd participate, but I owe too many people positive reps to waste one on a gimmick.

What cha talk'n about Willis, I see 5 red bars.

 

[Benny]

What cha talk'n about Willis, I see 5 red bars.

That's definitely a record.

 

[BurgerKing]

BK detects hostility in the force. . .

 

[jclark]

After five days and now T-shirt sales, it is time for a swift response. BK apologizes for any inconvenience this tragic mix-up has caused and is moving rapidly to peacefully resolve any conflict. ALL drink containers will now be fillable at any BK franchise equipped with soft drink dispensers. For those locations not so equipped, we have decreed that the second slice of cheese be remanded to the BK Double. In addition, the Egg (Mc) Muffin promotion will continue in perpetuity. Given "360"'s apparent notoriety on the interwebs, we propose to provide, in addition to the beverage, his branded container of choice. DQ containers will require a reservation due to the difficulty of procuring items that no one uses. Again, we offer apologies for the inconvience and trust that you will come to trust us again for all your burger needs.

We at Burger King are pleased to announce a one-time offer:

Send us a destroyed "-1 to Burger King" shirt and we will replace it with a "-1 to (joint of choice)" including shipping and handling! Burn, mangle, spindle, shred, or (and) perforate your shirt and, as long as the original logo is recognisable, we will replace it free of charge! Please indicate size when ordering. Nah, forget it. . . Y'all are all 3XLs anyway; indicate Tall if needed.

Please, BK apologizes for the tardiness of the response, but wishes to convey that he was out of town and did not have time for such paltry matters. He now regrets his inadequacy in distributing an appropriate response since such kingpins as 360 and IndyMonkey are at the forefront of the uprising. He understands that demands must be met and has offered the reparations above. Again, BK is pro-free drink refills, regardless of origin, brand, or creed.

Too late loser.
I have now personally crapped on the entrances of all your local hog slop distributors.
I am now on a crusade to crap on all of your flame broiled turd sandwich stores.
Don't try to stop me.......there's nothing you can do. The plan has now been set into motion.

you suck.
From you know who.
-1 Burger King

 

[Benny]

OK, this thread sucked before, but now it's awesome.

BK is the first member ever to have a shiny red bar.



Did I mention out awesome this is?

 

[shooter521]

Sorry guys, your fellow member has had his fun, but the joke's over.

Just for the record, in case anyone else out there is thinking about tryin' something like this... shill, "sock puppet" or "gimmick" accounts are NOT welcome here, even if they are created in jest. We have banned members for doing it in the past.

 

[rmabrey]

Too late loser.
I have now personally crapped on the entrances of all your local hog slop distributors.
I am now on a crusade to crap on all of your flame broiled turd sandwich stores.
Don't try to stop me.......there's nothing you can do. The plan has now been set into motion.

you suck.
From you know who.
-1 Burger King

thanks a lot. I was gonna eat BK for breakfast cause its close to work

 

[SavageEagle]

I had Burger King with the wife a couple days ago. We both came home and had to immediately run to the crapper. We've vowed to only go to Taco Bell IF we need fast food.
-1 Burger King

 

[360]

Too late loser.
I have now personally crapped on the entrances of all your local hog slop distributors.
I am now on a crusade to crap on all of your flame broiled turd sandwich stores.
Don't try to stop me.......there's nothing you can do. The plan has now been set into motion.

you suck.
From you know who.
-1 Burger King

I think you need a Special Edition -1 Burger King shirt.
I'm out of rep, but you deserve it for taking this to the next level.

Be careful out there.

 

[femurphy77]

Sorry guys, your fellow member has had his fun, but the joke's over.

Just for the record, in case anyone else out there is thinking about tryin' something like this... shill or "sock puppet" accounts are NOT welcome here, even if they are created in jest. We have banned members for doing it in the past.

Shooter521 deleted BK's account

-1 for Burger King!!

 

[shooter521]

Shooter521 deleted BK's account

Banned, not deleted.

 

[360]

Burger King has been banned from INGO.



-1 for Burger King

 

[femurphy77]

Banned, not deleted.

Sorry, My Bad!

-1 for me!

 

[sig1473]

I'm in Bloomington. Which BK is it? Maybe we could form a small rally??