Your random funny thoughts thread....

[oneshotonekill]

Put up here the funny stuff you dream up during the day....anything that makes you chuckle or a joke or whatever....keep it clean though.

Example...."Your momma is so fat, I can hear her breathing in a text message."

 

[Bunnykid68]

Your mamma so fat when she walks down the sidewalk she leaves foot prints

 

[MadBomber]

To one of my co-workers today: "You're so full of **** you don't know whether to wipe or breathe when you talk."

 

[eric001]

There's more than corn in Indiana. There's also my sense of humor!!

Let the pun-nishment begin!

 

[oneshotonekill]

I had a couple today...

I thought of a good garage band name..."Bad Bologna Sammich"

 

[Vince49]

It's better to copulate than never.

 

[steve666]

There's more than corn in Indiana. There's also my sense of humor!!

Aren't they one and the same???

 

[slowG]

I love cinnamon toast crunch

 

[ditto]

I love cinnamon toast crunch

Me too!! It's one of my steady's. Cornflakes with cheese are also pretty good.

 

[slowG]

Yuk.. U disgust me


is to show a playful tone so I don't look like a jack ass that has something personal against a man that enjoys cheese his god |)amned cornflakes.

 

[ditto]

Yuk.. U disgust me


is to show a playful tone so I don't look like a jack ass that has something personal against a man that enjoys cheese his god |)amned cornflakes.

Well, I can assure you two things.

1. They are delicious
2. I am not a man

Though I would shake the hand of any man with a technicolored nyan avatar. As long as that hand was not sweaty and unwashed.

 

[RockofStrength]

Well, I can assure you two things.

1. They are delicious
2. I am not a man

Though I would shake the hand of any man with a technicolored nyan avatar. As long as that hand was not sweaty and unwashed.

Then that wouldn't be a man's hand you'd be shaking

 

[slowG]

Well, I can assure you two things.

1. They are delicious
2. I am not a man

Though I would shake the hand of any man with a technicolored nyan avatar. As long as that hand was not sweaty and unwashed.

Where do I get one of those .

I use hand sanitizer on the reg

 

[No2rdame]

Geez, I should probably keep my random thoughts to myself, but here goes.

However, this morning when I realized how much hair I'm losing on my head it made me wonder if Rosie O'Donnell has the same problem I do. Does she lose the hair on her heard and grow it in her ears and on her back? I bet she does.

 

[No2rdame]

Well, I can assure you two things.

1. They are delicious
2. I am not a man

Though I would shake the hand of any man with a technicolored nyan avatar. As long as that hand was not sweaty and unwashed.

I figured that most men wouldn't have an avatar of a cat farting rainbows. Not that there's anything wrong with it if they did, but it would still be a bit of a surprise.

 

[ditto]

I figured that most men wouldn't have an avatar of a cat farting rainbows. Not that there's anything wrong with it if they did, but it would still be a bit of a surprise.

You'd be surprised how many assume I'm a man. A gay man, apparently. But hey. Whatever. I'm good with it.

 

[RedneckReject]

You'd be surprised how many assume I'm a man. A gay man, apparently. But hey. Whatever. I'm good with it.

I've been called a dude more times than I can count. Granted your avatar is quite a bit less masculine. Maybe I should just make my avatar a picture of my boobs so people will know the difference.

And yes, that last sentence is full of implied purple...no one wants to see that

 

[ditto]

I figured that most men wouldn't have an avatar of a cat farting rainbows.

I beg your pardon, but that cat is not breaking wind.

 

[dt420]

I've been called a dude more times than I can count. Granted your avatar is quite a bit less masculine. Maybe I should just make my avatar a picture of my boobs so people will know the difference.

And yes, that last sentence is full of implied purple...no one wants to see that

I happen to think that all womens pics should be of their boobs, no purple intended.

 

[ditto]