"When God made man he made him out of string. He had a little left so he made that little thing. When God made woman he made her out of lace. He didn't have enough so he left that little space." -Long Gone (baseball movie 1987) Long Gone (TV Movie 1987) - IMDb
I saw two drag queens trying to see how many crackers They could shove up each other's nose I'd like to erase my mind completely but I suppose That's just the way it goes
"Arguing with them is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how brilliant your game, it just struts around knocking pieces over and crapping on the board." — Thor, INGOer, on discussing politics with Liberals
When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that person is crazy. -Dave Barry