Your favourite quotes?

[Crossbow Porpoise]

[video=youtube;HxaTb4GdX18]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxaTb4GdX18[/video]

 

[sbu sailor]

"I got overtime to cut it the third time"- same union carpenter

 

[actaeon277]

You put the lime in the coconut.

 

[drop45]

Some people talk because they have something to say, others because they just have to say something.

 

[actaeon277]

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.

 

[Dirty Steve]

"If your not in bed by midnight,..... go home."

My Grandpa to me when I was about 18. Served me well.

Dirty Steve

 

[jbombelli]

"At least I have chicken."

--Leeroy Jenkins, 2005

 

[bluewraith]

You put the lime in the coconut.

I'll never get that out of my head now.. thanks...

 

[Alpo]

"it is NOT my dog"

 

[actaeon277]

[video=youtube;aA9OqUuA6a0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=aA9OqUuA6a0[/video]

I'll never get that out of my head now.. thanks...

Welcome

 

[dsol]

"Well don't just sit there looking stupid, grasping your hands in pain. How 'bout a little ... applause for the Waco Kid?" - Sheriff Bart

 

[Gluemanz28]

"I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think of was, I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me"

 

[looney2ns]

The more you know about your relatives, the more headaches you have. -My Grandfather 1961

If you meet an a-hole in the morning, you met one a-hole. If you meet a-holes all day long, you are the a-hole. Raylan Givens.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Robert Duval.

I hate advice unless I'm giving it. I hate giving advice, because people won't take it. Jack Nickolson

 

[Doug]

Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most.

That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that love... true love never dies. You remember that, boy. You remember that.

Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in.

Robert Duvall, Second Hand Lions

 

[indyjohn]

"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."

 

[Magneto]

"What the hell is wrong with you?"- Mom 1981

 

[Magneto]

"Did you trade your brain for a pile of ?"- Grandma 1984

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

"We aren't going to do that. But thanks for thinking" The Boss Of Me.

 

[Magneto]

"Do not seek the treasure!"- Pete

 

[singlemalt]

Everyone brings a little joy to this office, some by entering and some by leaving!

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

Look both ways before you cross the street. Pedestrians have the right of way but you can end up being dead right.