You'll never want to eat Jimmy Dean sausage again!

[churchmouse]

Somewhere, there is a guy who is extremely turned on by this.

Probably not have to look very far.

 

[T.Lex]

*nod to KF*

Several other women (and a couple men) in the area were interested, but only if it was in a different size.

 

[BGDave]

Beech Grove?

Awwwww, man, never gonna live that down. Used to be such a nice town.

 

[Alamo]

She was in the bathroom, therefore no security video. Thank God.

 

[halfmileharry]

"Johnson...ville" sausage should have been the preference.
That woman is so ugly I can understand her hard ship.

 

[Mark-DuCo]

I thought the sausage tasted a little fishy...

 

[w_ADAM_d88]

Not what I wanted to read while I ate lunch. Glad I didn't bring hot dogs for lunch!

 

[JollyMon]

Anita Johnsonville

 

[Baditude]

Here's a thought: had she done this before and put the sausage back when done?

 

[femurphy77]

Somewhere, there is a guy who is extremely turned on by this.

I hate to do this to Star Wars fans (of which I'm one) but (s)he kind of looks like Jabba in drag!

 

[femurphy77]

"Darling that's not what what "greasing the skillet" means..." Jimmy Dean


Is it just me or does she kind of look like Jabba the Hutt?

Man...George Lucas will go to any length to promote his films...Jeez...

DOH! Scooped by 5 hours!

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Somewhere, there is a guy who is extremely turned on by this.

Probably Japan. That sausage will be in a vending machine soon.

 

[ccomstock001]

"Darling that's not what what "greasing the skillet" means..." Jimmy Dean


Is it just me or does she kind of look like Jabba the Hutt?

Man...George Lucas will go to any length to promote his films...Jeez...

You do know George has nothing to do with Star Wars right. That's the walk around (roll around?) Disney character.

 

[printcraft]

Here's a thought: had she done this before and put the sausage back when done?

(goes home to dip all wrapped sausage packs in bleach)

 

[Libertarian01]

There are more things in Heaven and earth, Horatio, than man was meant to see.

I daresay this was one of them. I do hope the security guard is getting some Walmart paid counseling for obvious trauma injury at work. And I am NOT using purple on this.

Doug

 

[T.Lex]

Gives new meaning to "sausage and cheese biscuit."

 

[femurphy77]

Gives new meaning to "sausage and cheese biscuit."

This thread has SO got to be closed.

 

[hopper68]

I guess she liked being coldc***ed.

 

[red_zr24x4]

Looks like the alien from pretitor

 

[451_Detonics]