You'll never want to eat Jimmy Dean sausage again!

[Bigtanker]

This could only ever happen at Wal-Mart.

Woman Arrested For Masturbating With Jimmy Dean Sausage In Walmart Bathroom

First thought was she's in Walmart. I'm sure she could find some guy there to help her out, you know, cause it's WALMART.

Somewhere, there is a guy who is extremely turned on by this.

Then I saw this and maybe I was wrong.

 

[Bigtanker]

The security guard reports when he entered the stall, Johnson was inappropriately pleasing herself with a Jimmy Dean package of sausage.

I will say that I disagree with the inappropriately pleasing part. It is what she was going for.

.... she was charged with shoplifting, indecent exposure, and resisting arrest.

And why the indecent exposure? She was in a private stall meant to keep others from seeing inside. They busted in on her.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I will say that I disagree with the inappropriately pleasing part. It is what she was going for.



And why the indecent exposure? She was in a private stall meant to keep others from seeing inside. They busted in on her.

No grocery item should be exposed to that...nothing should be exposed to that. Indecent is a very polite way of putting it.

 

[Leadeye]

That's one big mean looking pile of ugly.

 

[LEaSH]

I skipped the 3 pages in between. Anyone make a 'hide the suasage' joke? I know there has to have been at least a couple.

Talk about getting porked oh i'm sure that's been used, too.

 

[87iroc]

This thread is awesome.

And disgusting at the same time.

 

[Fargo]

I will say that I disagree with the inappropriately pleasing part. It is what she was going for.



And why the indecent exposure? She was in a private stall meant to keep others from seeing inside. They busted in on her.

In Indiana it would probably be conversion, I don't think you can make pub. indecency in a closed stall.

 

[hopper68]

I will say that I disagree with the inappropriately pleasing part. It is what she was going for.



And why the indecent exposure? She was in a private stall meant to keep others from seeing inside. They busted in on her.

She probably gave chase when he grabbed it away.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I told my wife about this story. Apparently she bought some sausage at the store tonight because she's giving me grief about telling her this story. (And she shops at Walmart).


ETA: She bought Tennessee Pride.

 

[rambone]

The website is full of fake news stories.

Come on people.

 

[Fargo]

The website is full of fake news stories.

Come on people.

Get your facts out of our story, they aren't welcome here!
Not gonna lie, they got me.

 

[Leadeye]

The website is full of fake news stories.

Come on people.

Still doesn't make that picture look any less scary.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

The website is full of fake news stories.

Come on people.

My wife is relieved.

 

[halfmileharry]

I AIN'T NEVER been that drunk.

 

[Leonard_Lawrence]

An endless stream of human debris.................

 

[red_zr24x4]

The website is full of fake news stories.

Come on people.

Thanks Denny!

 

[hopper68]

The website is full of fake news stories.

Come on people.

Rambone questioning the facts of an internet story? Some one buy Lucifer a winter coat!!

 

[nakinate]

Thanks Denny!

QFT!

 

[T.Lex]

She probably gave chase when he grabbed it away.

She gave chase, she caught up quick
She put a finger in the face of MC Rick...

 

[rob63]

Based on the title of the thread; I thought this would be about a fake story on disgusting things found in sausage. Instead, it is about a fake story on a sausage inside a disgusting thing.