You know you're gettin' old.............

[Hookeye]

When Tums and Advil are the most important items on a fishing/hunting trip

 

[cook4army]

when you refer to the difference between diet and regluar soda as "unleaded and leaded"...and the clerk looks at you funny.

 

[chef larry]

When the grandchildren have to help you use the computer and type at the speed of light.

 

[churchmouse]

When your 6 year old grand daughter can use your phone better than you do......

 

[LEaSH]

When you pull a muscle it takes 3x longer to heal than it would've not that long ago.

 

[churchmouse]

Have any of you old guys recognized what you thought were new pains turned out to be old injury's come to re-visit.

 

[RobbyMaQ]

A little 'warm me up' flask on a cold fall morning doesn't hurt to have by your side either!

 

[SSGSAD]

Have any of you old guys recognized what you thought were new pains turned out to be old injury's come to re-visit.

YES, almost every day .....

 

[Zoub]

Have any of you old guys recognized what you thought were new pains turned out to be old injury's come to re-visit.

yeah and sadly being old you even see politics in it too. All those years I could have had some of these things fixed now under Obummer care I am not so sure how this is gonna turn out!

As for the OP I am sure you just forgot Imodium AD and Naproxen.......and sudafed and Benadryl.

 

[parson]

You know you're getting old when grunts and rattles aren't deer calls, but noises that your body makes when you get up in the morning!

 

[mayor al]

You know you're getting old when grunts and rattles aren't deer calls, but noises that your body makes when you get up in the morning!

And nobody else can hear them, but you...as they are "internal" !!

 

[halfmileharry]

When your favorite porn was still chiseled onto cave walls....

 

[chef larry]

When your favorite porn was still chiseled onto cave walls....

Now that's OLD.

 

[SEIndSAM]

When you can remember when the TV had only 4 channels and your phone was on a "Party Line".

 

[churchmouse]

When you can remember when the TV had only 4 channels and your phone was on a "Party Line".

And the 1 phone in the house was on the kitchen wall. It was a "Rotary"

we had 4 channels until about 7:00 PM when ch. 4 turned down its power and we could not pick it up on the rabbit ears any more until the next morning when they powered up again.
Damn, I am getting old...................................

 

[SmileDocHill]

When you see an item behind the front seat of the car and can no longer just reach to the back to get it. It now involves pulling over. The twist hurts my back, the reach torques my shoulder, and to see what I'm doing is likely to pull a muscle in my neck, it isn't worth it, I have no shame, I'm pulling over.

 

[beehunter]

True story. You know you are getting old when you try and show your 11 year old son how to roll the atari game asteroids over 100,000 points and I had to stop around 55,000 because my thumb was getting inflamed and starting to hurt real bad.

 

[9mmfan]

True story. You know you are getting old when you try and show your 11 year old son how to roll the atari game asteroids over 100,000 points and I had to stop around 55,000 because my thumb was getting inflamed and starting to hurt real bad.

Exactly! I can only play about an hour on the Playstation 3 (or type on a computer) when my fingers just plain five up.

 

[augdog]

When your morning bowel movement is the best part of your whole day!

 

[wlkjr]

I know every morning when I attempt to get out of bed before 9.