You know you're gettin' old.............

[Willie]

You're old when your get up and go has done get up and GONE...


AND

The doctors all look like Doogie Houser...

 

[trophyhunter]

Dont forget the blood pressure meds, also some icy hot when certain body parts decide to cramp up and leave you crawling out of the tent.

 

[Zoub]

And the 1 phone in the house was on the kitchen wall. It was a "Rotary"

we had 4 channels until about 7:00 PM when ch. 4 turned down its power and we could not pick it up on the rabbit ears any more until the next morning when they powered up again.
Damn, I am getting old...................................

BUT DAMNIT........you are not too old to learn a new trick. Your post inspired me to finally verify or disprove a belief I have had since 1977. In doing so I just found peakbagger.com. So if you want know where to build your antennae go there.

(When channel 4 was down, you could grab 16 if you were on high enough ground )(of course no such thing as affordable long distance either)

 

[Hookeye]

When 40 shots from a 59 # recurve sends you dang near straight to bed.

 

[daspurlock]

You know you're getting old when grunts and rattles aren't deer calls, but noises that your body makes when you get up in the morning!

Now that's funny true but funny

 

[dilligaf]

When you wake up in the morning and you neck & back are stiffer than.....the other thing that used to be the stiffest

 

[churchmouse]

When sleep hurts...............

 

[9mmfan]

When after after an afternoon of cooking out/eating and shooting at Kodiak I sit here on the computer instead of busting open my 7th or 8th beer......

 

[wolfeden]

When you get off work and enter the parking lot and realize you forgot where you parked. Then it occurs to you that you don't remember what you drove. LOL

 

[Hookeye]

When a fat mute woman is more attractive than any talking Victoria's Secret model.

 

[chef larry]

When a fat mute woman is more attractive than any talking Victoria's Secret model.

The sound of silence is golden and not the Simon and Garfunkel song.