You know it is cold when..

[Gluemanz28]

Just be glad your not in Russia

 

[Frosty]

It's so cold you can have dental work done outside without numbing shots!

 

[Bunnykid68]

It's so cold that you know we won't hear from Al Gore for a few days

 

[printcraft]

It's so cold that you know we won't hear from Al Gore for a few days

He's probably down in the Antarctic stuck in the ass.

 

[SaintsNSinners]

It so cold bunnykid put a hat on

 

[Bunnykid68]

He's probably down in the Antarctic stuck in the ass.

Stuck in the ass?

It so cold bunnykid put a hat on

Hell, I wear hats more often during the summer

 

[SaintsNSinners]

Is antarctica a sphincter?

 

[RedneckReject]

Stuck in the ass?

I wondered about that myself. But I've learned to not question anything that printcraft says. Often the explanation is far more disturbing than the initial comment

 

[Bunnykid68]

I wondered about that myself. But I've learned to not question anything that printcraft says. Often the explanation is far more disturbing than the initial comment

That's why I asked

 

[RedneckReject]

That's why I asked

So that you could hear disturbing things??? You're weird

 

[Bunnykid68]

So that you could hear disturbing things??? You're weird

Maybe, but at least I am not disturbed like Printcraft.

 

[RedneckReject]

Maybe, but at least I am not disturbed like Printcraft.

Touche...

 

[hopper68]

Its so cold I won't fart when I'm outside. No sense letting any heat out. Plus if the farts are even a little wet you have icicles hanging from the back of your pants!!

 

[Redtbird]

Ass = Ice

Often used as, "Hey! Y'all got some ass for my pop?"

 

[RedneckReject]

Ass = Ice

Often used as, "Hey! Y'all got some ass for my pop?"

Who says "ice" that way???

 

[IndyDave1776]

Russia? That looks like Kim Jong-un driving that Volvo!

 

[Bigtanker]

One of the perks about my job. If I think it is unsafe in ANY way, I tell them I'm not working. It is 100% my call. They say ok. I can take w vacation day or work an extra day later in the week. Win win.

I have been there 3 years and have told them I'm staying home twice.

 

[Vigilant]

It's so cold the cream in my Twinkie froze.

Next time zip your pants BEFORE you go outside.

 

[printcraft]

Ass = Ice

Often used as, "Hey! Y'all got some ass for my pop?"

No, no. I had it right the first time. It's al gore afterall.