You know it is cold when..

[JetGirl]

It's so cold, kids are telling lies in hopes that their pants will catch fire.

 

[JetGirl]

It's so cold, the cops ain't yellin' "Freeze" at BunnyKid...they just holler "Go outside!"

 

[JetGirl]

It's so cold, it takes two hours to walk one block...your shadow keeps freezing to the sidewalk.

 

[JetGirl]

It's so cold, I saw an Amish guy buying an electric blanket.

 

[printcraft]

It's so cold, it takes two hours to walk one block...your shadow keeps freezing to the sidewalk.

I've prepped for this! I had a peter pan shadow installed.

 

[Arm America]

I noticed that Uncle Bill's in Greenwood is selling penguins today.

 

[Redtbird]

You know it's cold outside: "When you walk out the door and the inside of your nose freezes!"

 

[Gluemanz28]

I knew it was cold outside when I saw a Personal Injury Attorney walking down the sidewalk with his hands in his own pockets.

 

[Stschil]

You know it's cold outside: "When you walk out the door and the inside of your nose freezes!"

Snotcicles: Natures way of telling you to go back inside, clearing the driveway can wait.

 

[hopper68]

Icicles form on your beard.

 

[GunSlinger]

It's so cold the cream in my Twinkie froze.

 

[metaldog]

It's so cold we had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post

 

[printcraft]

It's so cold the cream in my Twinkie froze.

Eeeewwwwwww

 

[wtfd661]

 

[hoosierdoc]

Just went driving. Van didn't like it.

 

[metaldog]

It's so cold that what you thought was a rock in rattling around in your shoe, turns out to be your toe.

 

[3badkids]

One of my favorites of all time

 

[2ADMNLOVER]

It's so cold, I saw a teenager with his pants pulled all the way up.

It's so cold I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets .

 

[9mmfan]

It's so cold that my son, who ALWAYS wears shorts actually put on pants today before we went on our multiple driveway dig out adventure today. I can't remember the last time he wore pants and not shorts.

 

[cmr13]

It's so cold the cream in my Twinkie froze.

Oh that's gotta be code.