Who or what are you sleeping with..........

[Caleb]

My wife and kimber...sometimes Amelia likes to crawl into bed as a morning surprise

 

[.45 Dave]

I think my location says it all

So you're a Playboy Bunny? Wow! Does Hef allow guns in the mansion? And where do you keep it in that tight bunny suit?

 

[Grizhicks]

wife, CPAP machine & 2 pillows

 

[tryingtosurvive03]

Who

The wife a pit bull and a Kimber.

 

[mrortega]

So you're a Playboy Bunny? Wow! Does Hef allow guns in the mansion? And where do you keep it in that tight bunny suit?

I think he means "with your mom." Specifically yours!!!

 

[Hookeye]

Colt Commander, 870 and...................the ex

 

[Colt556]

Six pillows, a laptop, flashlight and pistol.

 

[darkkevin]

Colt Commander, 870 and...................the ex

ooof, that's rough

 

[bobzilla]

... My wife

That tramp! I sleep with her too! (my wife that is).

 

[Kirk Freeman]

5HTP and Melatonin.

 

[Caleb]

Six pillows, a laptop, flashlight and pistol.

Fleshlight you say?

 

[Hookeye]

ooof, that's rough

Gotta cut costs someplace (more $ for nicer guns).

 

[.45 Dave]

I think he means "with your mom." Specifically yours!!!

Oh sorry, I just saw the Playboy bunny flag.

 

[AllenM]

J/k, My wife or the remote control

 

[mmills50]

happily bettween a mossberg 500, buck 119 special fixed blade, sw 5906, and a FLASHlight

On the other side, is the girlfriend. They are never on the same side, she knows about the life insurance

 

[miguel's sister]

Colt556 that is a lot of pillows.

I had several witty replies, none of them appropriate for this family forum.

 

[Mosinowner]

Grey aliens and a Flashbang grenade

 

[radar44]

Sounds like " flashlight " but is much different .

I'm gonna have to "buy a vowel " to get that one.

Then , I'm getting back on my turnip truck .

(sheltered from everything but the weather)

 

[Bunnykid68]

Oh sorry, I just saw the Playboy bunny flag.

Not the Playboy Bunny flag, little more to it then that. I would look good in a bunny outfit though

The Bunny Platoon - Index

 

[dubsac]

my wife and unborn son, my bink and sweaty balls.