Who or what are you sleeping with..........

[semperfi211]

Wife on the left side, me in the middle, Buster on the right side.

 

[Tydeeh22]

the bosses daughter...

 

[tv1217]

Fake Mexican blankets and my kitty cat

 

[Spikedog]

Sexy younger woman

 

[mainjet]

I still sleep with stuffed animals, does that count?

Absolutely! They don't fight back.

 

[MrsXtremeVel]

XtremeVel and a siamese cat named Yoda.

 

[JetGirl]

What. No rat?

 

[MrsXtremeVel]

What. No rat?

She's not allowed because of her incontinence. Plus, she might get lost under the covers.

 

[ruger1800]

rosy and her five sisters.

 

[JetGirl]

She's not allowed because of her incontinence. Plus, she might get lost under the covers.

You know, you disappoint me.
I TOTALLY thought you were gonna say, "I SAID XtremeVel, didn't I?!?"

 

[Bunnykid68]

With whomever I can

 

[LionWeight]

I sleep alone with the voices in my head.

Then you're never really alone.

I sleep with my wife, 2 guns, a boston terrier, tighty whiteys, a pillow and a sheet.

Oh and according to my wife a VERY large chain saw.

 

[NapalmFTW]

A wife, a girlfriend and a mistress... No wonder I'm poor

 

[Lucas156]

A wife, a girlfriend and a mistress... No wonder I'm poor

Atleast you're happy right?

 

[Hookeye]

Having a wife is like shooting yourself in the foot.

Having a mistress is like shooting yourself in the other foot.

 

[Tydeeh22]

rosy and her five sisters.

you mean rosy PALM?

 

[sepe]

a severed horse head and a bag of tootsie pops

 

[Tydeeh22]

a severed horse head and a bag of tootsie pops

and some ice cubes?

 

[bluewraith]

Sounds like " flashlight " but is much different .

I'm gonna have to "buy a vowel " to get that one.

Then , I'm getting back on my turnip truck .

(sheltered from everything but the weather)

Very close.. the vowel you seek is an "e", and in the first syllable of the word.

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

my wife and unborn son, my bink and sweaty balls.

that last one is supposed to stay in the freezer