I was born and raised in Florida, the under toad isn't as bad as the squadrons of mosquitos. For those you need something belt fed and a very high cyclic rate. If you can hear the buzz, it's too late.
in a house full of sick people having a rough day, the OP and this response made my day. in the OP, I took the bait and was reading quite seriously... lol.
great posts, thanks.
but the real answer isthe matching .454s! .... for portability, of course.