What exactly is a Mall Ninja?

[theweakerbrother]

Ninja Glock!

 

[DaKruiser]

One time I had to do an dynamic entry on the ladies bathroom, because some freak had snuck in there

 

[shooter1054]

There are so many things to say that my mind is truely so jammed up its blank.

 

[revsaxon]

I want to respond to that link... I really do, but I don't know what i could say. It was just to damn funny for words.

 

[Kitty]

That was absolutely too funny for words! I think my co-workers are convinced that I am loosing my mind sitting here giggling.

 

[rmabrey]

You gotta start from the beginning...
Here: Shrine of the Mall Ninja » LonelyMachines

Wasnt that guy a member here for a while

 

[OneBadV8]

Wasnt that guy a member here for a while

INGunOwners - View Profile: Gecko45



only 2 posts but who knows

 

[rmabrey]

Oh yeah its him

hello guys i just started my new mall job today as i took a water balloon in the back of the head from a kid at the other mall i worked at and was in the hospital for a few weeks they fired me for being tardy, and i was browsing the web for some new gear i need for my new job and came across theis website, and i want to know hwat i should choose for my main weapon, the Tavor tar-21 or the aps 95?

 

[U.S. Patriot]

A mall Ninja is a guy that shows up at the range looking dressed a SWAT team member. Or someone who equips there AR with everything that has the word tactical in front of it.

 

[Rob377]

It's too bad Gecko45 didn't post more. If it was the original Gecko45, his gun board parody is par excellence.

 

[OneBadV8]

Oh yeah its him

Yeah, I'm thinking that was someone posing as him to be funny

 

[DaKruiser]

Oh yeah its him

This guy has so much quotable it's not even funny!

We would never consider using any missles larger than our modified surplus Shrikes, Hellfires are completly out of the question. also, ourgolf carts are modified, and can take abouse alot tougher than golf balls..

Oh wait,

 

[DaKruiser]

the flashbangs, and their acrid scent, the small of napalm in the evening breeze, as I crouch behind a shopping cart in the parking lot

I'm dyin here!

 

[itstheKman]

Could this guy be considered?

Running guy kicked in the face by crazy random ninja dude!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhuim7rBOAs

 

[littletommy]

I didn't follow the link Jetgirl posted, but I knew it had to be Gecko45. See, I have ninja skills too. I should win an INGO hat or something for being as awesome as I am.

 

[SEIndSAM]

I am bumping this thread for the Newbies here. Everyone should read Jetgirls link and learn of the legend of the Mall Ninja!!!

 

[K_W]

And the newbies will also know what necropost means.