Way to go Sheriff!

[thatguy]

Funny cop joke:
Hello, is this the Police?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Police descend on Billy’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy and left
The phone rings at Billy's house: "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the Police come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Merry Christmas, Buddy"

There was a similar one about a guy's father writing a letter about how he can't get the field tilled. So the inmate writes back about how the body is buried in the field... I laugh every time I read it.

 

[SmileDocHill]

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