Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[Hammerhead]

 

[mrortega]

Orgeta is funny.

It's Ortega already. Sheesh. Misspell it one time and you're marked for life.

 

[Hammerhead]

2072 and still not 50 quality posts! That's persistence!

I'm not seeing anything in the classifieds that really make me want to post 50 quality posts yet.

I'm sure some great deal will pop up any day now...

 

[mrortega]

FTFY.

How many "cups" does a tarantula need?

 

[donnie1581]

It's Ortega already. Sheesh. Misspell it one time and you're marked for life.

This Ortega?

??

???

 

[littletommy]

It's Ortega already. Sheesh. Misspell it one time and you're marked for life.

Never heard of this Ortega, you speak of. Is he a member on IGNO?

 

[mrortega]

Never heard of this Ortega, you speak of. Is he a member on IGNO?

I've thought about joining. Do they have any standards to keep riff raff out?

 

[littletommy]

I've thought about joining. Do they have any standards to keep riff raff out?

Not really, but if someone makes too many waves, a random INGO member will come and poop on your lawn.

 

[sharkey]

It's Ortega already. Sheesh. Misspell it one time and you're marked for life.

Misspell a word, and get dinged for it. Misspell your OWN NAME, and get branded.


And it's been more than one time, IIRC.

 

[mrortega]

Misspell a word, and get dinged for it. Misspell your OWN NAME, and get branded.


And it's been more than one time, IIRC.

Yeah, I know. Don't you have anything better to do?

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

I met a Mr. Agetro once in Pittsburgh.

He wasn't a member of OGNI, though.

I think it should still count for something.

 

[littletommy]

I met a Mr. Agetro once in Pittsburgh.

He wasn't a member of OGNI, though.

I think it should still count for something.

I know that guy! He's married to a girl I used to go to spelling bees with.

 

[sharkey]

Yeah, I know. Don't you have anything better to do?

I'm posting in this thread, ain't I?

 

[mrortega]

I know that guy! He's married to a girl I used to go to spelling bees with.

Taking girls to spelling bees! Man, you walked on the wild side. I hope you found faith and turned your life around. If not you could end up sitting in the alley behind a library drinking out of a paper sack. Sad. Just really sad.

 

[sharkey]

I know that guy! He's married to a girl I used to go to spelling bees with.

I was talking to this guy, who's dating this girl, who's cousin saw Ortega pass out at 31 flavors last night.




I guess it's pretty serious.

 

[littletommy]

I was talking to this guy, who's dating this girl, who's cousin saw Ortega pass out at 31 flavors last night.




I guess it's pretty serious.

Perhaps an intervention would be appropriate? I won't be able to attend, whenever it is, but if it's successful, I'd like to be credited with the whole deal.

 

[femurphy77]

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ALIVE!

 

[Fixer]

It's Ortega already. Sheesh. Misspell it one time and you're marked for life.

Call your wife by the wrong name and see if she ever forgets that one.

Worse than marked for life, would be marked for death!

 

[mrortega]

Call your wife by the wrong name and see if she ever forgets that one.

Worse than marked for life, would be marked for death!

The degree of trouble you would be in is directly linked to precisely what moment you might utter the wrong name.

 

[sharkey]

The degree of trouble you would be in is directly linked to precisely what moment you might utter the wrong name.

And WHICH wrong name you utter





On the other hand, the most effective way to remember your wedding anniversary is to forget it once.