Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[Sylvain]

I got out of the paddock last night, ran down the road, pooped all over someone's yard, kicked over a mailbox, and stomped on some small furry critters before I was caught. But now I'm back

Bad horse.Bad!

 

[RedneckReject]

Bad horse.Bad!

Yeah yeah....I had a good time at least!

 

[churchmouse]

Morning bump. Keep it alive to the New Year.

 

[jamil]

Morning bump. Keep it alive to the New Year.

That sounds a little personal. Might want to keep things like that to yourself.

 

[churchmouse]

Now that I read it from your view point that is not a bad idea....................

 

[nakinate]

Goooooood mooooooooorning!

 

[kawtech87]

Goooooood mooooooooorning!

Oh yeah!? What the **** is so damn good about it!?

 

[kawtech87]

 

[kawtech87]

Ok I'm better now. Sorry. Sorry folks! Sorry.

 

[nakinate]

Ok I'm better now. Sorry. Sorry folks! Sorry.

 

[jamil]

Oh yeah!? What the **** is so damn good about it!?

Well, apparently cm woke up with a morning bump and wants to keep it going 'till new years and nakinate believes that makes for a "Goooooood mooooooooorning". Also, it seems coffee enhances that somehow.

 

[db1959]

Not sure who's the owner of that hand on the right nut.

There you go, talking about nuts again.

See sig.

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

Churchmouse may need some help to keep the morning wood...er, bump going until 2014. Cue Frosty.

 

[kawtech87]

So hard-ons and the effect coffee has on them is the topic for today?

 

[churchmouse]

Seems to be.....

 

[RedneckReject]

So hard-ons and the effect coffee has on them is the topic for today?

I don't belong in this conversation

 

[nakinate]

I don't belong in this conversation

YOU are going to avoid an inappropriate conversation? Weird.

 

[RedneckReject]

YOU are going to avoid an inappropriate conversation? Weird.

Oh no I didn't say I would avoid it. I said I don't belong in it. I don't ever experience those morning bumps.

Ok well....meaning I don't have them

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

Oh no I didn't say I would avoid it. I said I don't belong in it. I don't ever experience those morning bumps.

Ok well....meaning I don't have them

Enter Frosty in 3...2...1...

 

[RedneckReject]

Enter Frosty in 3...2...1...

Frosty is not entering anything!!!