Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[Sylvain]

My head just exploded. Thank you, guys

 

[Frosty]

What the **** is your ****ing problem you ****ing jerk!?

I ****ing told you boy, Now I'm going to make a ****ing man out of your ****ing ***! You dumb ****er!

 

[Frosty]

My head just exploded. Thank you, guys

well at least there won't be a big mess to clean up?

 

[nakinate]

 

[Bunnykid68]

shalaylay for the win Alex

 

[nakinate]

shalaylay for the win Alex

 

[kawtech87]

I hate going to the post office. Always having to park across the street and disarm in the truck. Pisses me off. Stupid guberment and their sitting duck zones.

 

[kawtech87]

Oh wait sorry wrong thread again. I was dangerously close to making a rational thought

 

[Birds Away]

Oh wait sorry wrong thread again. I was dangerously close to making a rational thought

You weren't really all that close.

 

[churchmouse]

Easy my brother.....get up slowly and back away from the keyboard (or put down the I-phone)

Deep breath..................all is well. Carry on.

 

[jamil]

Eww. Somethin's wrong with that popcorn.

 

[RedneckReject]

well at least there won't be a big mess to clean up?

I haven't had enough coffee yet to come up with a witty retort. So I will simply say that you can go suck an egg.

 

[kawtech87]

You weren't really all that close.

Well I really don't try to hard in this thread.

Easy my brother.....get up slowly and back away from the keyboard (or put down the I-phone)

Deep breath..................all is well. Carry on.

I'm not really that upset about it. It's just annoying

 

[Frosty]

I haven't had enough coffee yet to come up with a witty retort. So I will simply say that you can go suck an egg.

No, no no, the reason you can't come up with a witty remark is... Ya know what, I'm going to be a nice guy this one time and let you off the hook... So go kiss an egg...

 

[churchmouse]

Egg kissing and sucking......XXX sexual content in this thread. Will have to get it re-rated to "R" for retarded.......................

 

[Frosty]

Egg kissing and sucking......XXX sexual content in this thread. Will have to get it re-rated to "R" for retarded.......................

Is it retarded because of your comment or just your presence I love you church!!!

 

[churchmouse]

Is it retarded because of your comment or just your presence I love you church!!!

Uh, well....both actually.......

I love me too man...really..........................

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Is it retarded because of your comment or just your presence I love you church!!!

Uh, well....both actually.......

I love me too man...really..........................

That's the other thread guys. All this huggy-kissy stuff doesn't belong here.

 

[Frosty]

That's the other thread guys. All this huggy-kissy stuff doesn't belong here.

You shut the **** up!

 

[Frosty]

Uh, well....both actually.......

I love me too man...really..........................

I know you do, I know you do church...