Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I really wanted to wait until tomorrow to go to Walgreen's but I couldn't let my kids deal with it another night. Fortunately I only found evidence of lice on the littlest one. I'm sure she got it at the babysitter's house but I'm shocked that her older sister didn't end up with it too.

We avoided that with our two. I hear it's hard to get rid of those little buggers.

 

[nakinate]

Slicker than owl snot...

Owl snot is slippery. Very slippery.

That smile is mischievous. Do you use it as lube or something?

 

[RedneckReject]

Can horses get lice? Or is it just fleas?

Horses don't generally either actually.

 

[Frosty]

I really wanted to wait until tomorrow to go to Walgreen's but I couldn't let my kids deal with it another night. Fortunately I only found evidence of lice on the littlest one. I'm sure she got it at the babysitter's house but I'm shocked that her older sister didn't end up with it too.

My daughter picked it up at school a few months ago... I hate that crap! I never had it, not even once, then I have kids...

 

[nakinate]

Horses don't generally either actually.

I bet they get ticks....everyone can get ticks!

 

[RedneckReject]

We avoided that with our two. I hear it's hard to get rid of those little buggers.

I've never had to deal with them so I don't know. Everyone says that boys are easier because you can just shave their heads. But with little girls it's not so simple. My 4 year old has hair past her butt and let me tell you it was a b**** running that nit comb through her hair tonight

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

That smile is mischievous. Do you use it as lube or something?

Good owl snot lube is hard to come by anymore. But the old guy that lived next door to us when we were kids taught us just how slippery it could be.

 

[RedneckReject]

I bet they get ticks....everyone can get ticks!

Yep....and the biting flies hurt pretty bad

 

[nakinate]

Good owl snot lube is hard to come by anymore. But the old guy that lived next door to us when we were kids taught us just how slippery it could be.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I've never had to deal with them so I don't know. Everyone says that boys are easier because you can just shave their heads. But with little girls it's not so simple. My 4 year old has hair past her butt and let me tell you it was a b**** running that nit comb through her hair tonight

What are you going to do about the babysitting situation though?

 

[nakinate]

Yep....and the biting flies hurt pretty bad

Do they bite your ass?

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Do they bite your ass?

Now that's kinda personal don't you think?

 

[RedneckReject]

Do they bite your ass?

They bite anywhere they can

 

[nakinate]

Now that's kinda personal don't you think?

 

[RedneckReject]

Now that's kinda personal don't you think?

Oh please. I'm an open book. I have no shame

 

[Bennettjh]

Good owl snot lube is hard to come by anymore. But the old guy that lived next door to us when we were kids taught us just how slippery it could be.

What a nice old man...

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Oh please. I'm an open book. I have no shame

They bite anywhere they can

Well then, where's the strangest places they've bitten you then?

 

[nakinate]

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

What a nice old man...

Uhhhh...I just remembered...I don't like talking about this.....