Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[Frosty]

People compensate all the time. Trust me....

I told you not to tell anybody... Damnit woman!

 

[RedneckReject]

So was it at the mental ward? He chewed through his restraints and came over and listened to your stories about being a horse?

Who told you?????

 

[Frosty]

You available? You're right?

Well, if you can clear it with my wife, I'll make a man outta you... Squeal like a monkey boy!

 

[RedneckReject]

I told you not to tell anybody... Damnit woman!

I haven't seen what you drive but if it's a big redneck truck I automatically assume you're compensating.

Come to think of it we recently got rid of a jacked up, camo painted Bronco that was covered in lights. I guess I should rethink my previous statement

 

[Frosty]

Who told you?????

Educated guess? It's really not that hard to figure out

 

[nakinate]

I haven't seen what you drive but if it's a big redneck truck I automatically assume you're compensating.

Come to think of it we recently got rid of a jacked up, camo painted Bronco that was covered in lights. I guess I should rethink my previous statement

I drive a Fiat 500...

 

[nakinate]

Well, if you can clear it with my wife, I'll make a man outta you... Squeal like a monkey boy!

You need your wife's permission?

 

[Frosty]

I haven't seen what you drive but if it's a big redneck truck I automatically assume you're compensating.

Come to think of it we recently got rid of a jacked up, camo painted Bronco that was covered in lights. I guess I should rethink my previous statement

No sorry, just a stock ford pick em up, it's is 4wd, but not jacked up, I like to be able to use my truck for things besides mudding... And you of all people to talk about rednecks...

 

[Frosty]

I drive a Fiat 500...

well that explains a few things

You need your wife's permission?

remember lorain bobbit from the 80's? Yeah, I need my wife's permission... I'll still make you submit!

 

[RedneckReject]

No sorry, just a stock ford pick em up, it's is 4wd, but not jacked up, I like to be able to use my truck for things besides mudding... And you of all people to talk about rednecks...

There's nothing wrong with us. I was just talking about the guys that buy big trucks for a certain reason. There are a lot of them out there

 

[nakinate]

well that explains a few things


remember lorain bobbit from the 80's? Yeah, I need my wife's permission... I'll still make you submit!

It was the 90s...I was in third grade.

 

[churchmouse]

And again things are getting just a tad weird in here.........

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

There's nothing wrong with us. I was just talking about the guys that buy big trucks for a certain reason. There are a lot of them out there

I always thought pickup trucks were cool--I must be a redneck.

 

[Frosty]

It was the 90s...I was in third grade.

Oh God, he was in the third grade!!! Kids everywhere!!!

 

[nakinate]

Oh God, he was in the third grade!!! Kids everywhere!!!

1993-1994

 

[Sylvain]

And again things are getting just a tad weird in here.........

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[RedneckReject]

I always thought pickup trucks were cool--I must be a redneck.

I think they're cool too. I thoroughly miss having my "Hillbilly Deluxe" in the driveway. I also miss the looks people gave me when I drove it. Especially if I was cranking Wham or something on the stereo. Apparently that confuses a lot of people

 

[RedneckReject]

And again things are getting just a tad weird in here.........

Getting??? At this point I've learned to just go with it

 

[nakinate]

And again things are getting just a tad weird in here.........

 

[KJQ6945]

And again things are getting just a tad weird in here.........

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