Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[Frosty]

Am I the only person that thinks it's cold?

i hadn't noticed, I thought it was a bit tropical today... I only had to thaw my feet for 15 minutes to get my frozen socks off...

 

[RedneckReject]

No, you've got me all wrong, well, I am creepy, but I'm not stalking you, I just wanted to smack you for rubbing having days off in my face!

Most people don't smack me when I rub things in their face but ok.


Wait....you meant....ooooooohhhhh....nevermind

 

[Frosty]

Most people don't smack me when I rub things in their face but ok.


Wait....you meant....ooooooohhhhh....nevermind

must not post first thing that comes to mind

 

[Sylvain]

Most people don't smack me when I rub things in their face but ok.


Wait....you meant....ooooooohhhhh....nevermind

I couldn't find the motorboating smiley ...

 

[Frosty]

I couldn't find the motorboating smiley ...

(.)(.)

 

[Bennettjh]

So we're back to boobs!

 

[Frosty]

So we're back to boobs!

did we ever really stray from boobs?

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I was in another thread and I heard "boobs"....

 

[Bennettjh]

did we ever really stray from boobs?

Good point.

 

[Frosty]

I was in another thread and I heard "boobs"....

boobs and food... Oh man! It's like the Seinfeld episode where George was eating while in bed with a woman...

 

[nakinate]

(.)(.)

 

[Sylvain]

boobs and food... Oh man! It's like the Seinfeld episode where George was eating while in bed with a woman...

Im liking this thread more and more.
We should merge it with the coffee thread too and it would be even better.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

boobs and food... Oh man! It's like the Seinfeld episode where George was eating while in bed with a woman...

Im liking this thread more and more.
We should merge it with the coffee thread too and it would be even better.

I'm not much of a coffee drinker but with boobs AND food, I'm in...as long as the coffee is in a sippee cup while in bed. 2nd and 3rd degree burns could kill the moment.

 

[Frosty]

Im liking this thread more and more.
We should merge it with the coffee thread too and it would be even better.

Boobs and breakfast... I'm totally satisfied... And sleepy...

 

[Sylvain]

I'm not much of a coffee drinker but with boobs AND food, I'm in...as long as the coffee is in a sippee cup while in bed. 2nd and 3rd degree burns could kill the moment.

You dont want hot coffee on the kids.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

You dont want hot coffee on the kids.

Or anywhere else on exposed skin

 

[Frosty]

Or anywhere else on exposed skin

That makes it hot

 

[RedneckReject]

Well I see I succeeded in turning this thread an entirely different direction

 

[Frosty]

Well I see I succeeded in turning this thread an entirely different direction

Well I imagine I would have been banned if this conversation was about what I was thinking about, just sayin'!

 

[nakinate]

Well I see I succeeded in turning this thread an entirely different direction

What are you talking about?
(.)(.)