Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[Sylvain]

 

[BiscuitNaBasket]

They're pretty offensive already.

THAT was a good one. =]

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Beer is health food.

 

[churchmouse]

The "Dolts: defense couldn't stop a runny nose. The running back they blew a first round pick on is a lame duck and luck has to run for his life.

 

[Frosty]

Beer is health food.

Coffee is the original energy drink! I'm kickin' it old skool!

 

[Frosty]

The "Dolts: defense couldn't stop a runny nose. The running back they blew a first round pick on is a lame duck and luck has to run for his life.

It's a good thing luck can run! He is better than manning who I think I saw run once?

 

[kawtech87]

Im on coffee.

Coffee works for me, I like coffee better than beer anyway!

Got you both beat. I just wiped up an awesome cup of hot chocolate. MILK not water with Swiss Miss dark chocolate mix warmed over the stove and mixed in the pot.

Mmmm Tasty!

 

[RedneckReject]

Coffee, beer, and hot chocolate??? SHUTUP!!! Now I want some....of all of that. But not together.

 

[Sylvain]

Coffee, beer, and hot chocolate??? SHUTUP!!! Now I want some....of all of that. But not together.

I mix chocolate powder with coffee and milk.
Never added beer to the mix though.

 

[RedneckReject]

I mix chocolate powder with coffee and milk.
Never added beer to the mix though.

 

[Sylvain]

How's the whole family doing?

 

[RedneckReject]

How's the whole family doing?

Awesome, crazy, and bratty

 

[Frosty]

I mix chocolate powder with coffee and milk.
Never added beer to the mix though.

I like my coffee black... No chocalate, no beer, no milk. Weirdos

 

[RedneckReject]

I like my coffee black... No chocalate, no beer, no milk. Weirdos

Oh hush you. Two sugars. That's the way to do it

 

[Frosty]

Oh hush you. Two sugars. That's the way to do it

I'm sorry, did you just say "oh hush you"?? are you an old British grandma? Ello govna...

 

[RedneckReject]

I'm sorry, did you just say "oh hush you"?? are you an old British grandma? Ello govna...

I am neither British nor a grandma nor old....

 

[churchmouse]

was intended to be drank straight off of the bean....Black and no Foo-Foo crap.

 

[kawtech87]

was intended to be drank straight off of the bean....Black and no Foo-Foo crap.

This ^^^

If you can't drink straight black coffee then don't come over to my house and ask for a cup. You wont find cream, I do have sugar but it isn't for coffee and if you try to use it for your coffee you will be ridiculed mercilessly.

 

[churchmouse]

This ^^^

If you can't drink straight black coffee then don't come over to my house and ask for a cup. You wont find cream, I do have sugar but it isn't for coffee and if you try to use it for your coffee you will be ridiculed mercilessly.

Yup^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^...............

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

I enjoyed how the noob posted a comment relative to the OP a couple of pages ago. It barely drew a comment. The hijinks just continued. I love this thread. It never leaves me wanting.