Unlawful use of a sammich

[Mikeshep1462]

Orlando police: Suspects threw sandwich, pointed gun in road rage incident | News - Home

-Diaz ducked for cover as the sandwich splattered on his windshield, sending sandwich parts flying in a 3-foot radius, according to Orlando police.

The gun pointing part isn't funny, but I died laughing at the above line! It just seems so seriously written for a line about a sammich exploding on a windshield!

 

[ATM]

Man... nobody ever throws sammiches at me.

 

[femurphy77]

Been my luck the sammich would have been covered in lettuce and tomatoes!

 

[Hoosier Cowboy]

Just great, sammich bans now!

 

[Mikeshep1462]

I give it a week before Bloomberg start M.A.S.S.. Mayors Against Sub Sandwiches

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Man... nobody ever throws sammiches at me

What's the point?

As skinny as you are, throwing sandwhiches at you is feckless!

 

[9mmfan]

Soon sammich's will have a limit of 7 items that can be had on it.

 

[Mikeshep1462]

A guy i know, who knows a guy that works in subway says that regulations are in the works to restrict sammich lengths to no less than 8 inches. Anything below that becomes a danger to the general public because the are very easy to conceal.

 

[PaulF]

Man... nobody ever throws sammiches at me.

See, there are disadvantages to open carry.

 

[koutsevil]

You might have exploding sammiches if you use bad meat and wait till after digestion.

 

[pudly]

No one needs more than a 10 inch sandwich. Ban high capacity sandwiches!

 

[Cameramonkey]

No one needs more than a 10 inch sandwich. Ban high capacity sandwiches!

Im sure Herr Bloomberg already has the legislation drafted.

Please note the intentional lack of purple.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

View attachment 22381 assult sammich!!

 

[Bennettjh]

Now deli meat will be $1 per slice.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Praise the lord and pass the pastrami...

 

[DoggyDaddy]

View attachment 22381 assult sammich!!

Sadly, that would get you suspended, if not outright expelled from just about any K-12 school in the country these days.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Now deli meat will be $1 per slice.

And people will be lining up at the deli counter just to buy it up and flip it! I can see the new INGO thread now... "Get Your Lunchmeat Here!"