I was told that I said some pretty crazy stuff too after getting mine taken out. I remember waking up in the recovery room in a lawn chair, and then went back to work that afternoon.
Pretty much looked like a vampire the rest of the day.
Apparently I asked my wife for some sort of favor while she was helping me put my pants on after a certain "procedure" that men of a certain age must have. I have no recollection of saying it but she said that all of the nurses in the recovery room laughed...."While your down there........"