TRT (Totally Random Thoughts)

[nakinate]

I'm really hungry right now.

 

[TheEngineer]

Mother do you think they'll tear your little boy apart?

Sorry, but that's in the 2nd verse...but thanks for playing

 

[metaldog]

I'm really hungry right now.

 

[kiddchaos]

Why have I not reached that goal of laying around at home while getting checks the mail?

 

[metaldog]

Sorry, but that's in the 2nd verse...but thanks for playing

Touche'

 

[TheEngineer]

I know that this has been asked 1000 times...but does someone have a legitimate answer:

Why do hotdogs come in packs of 10 but the buns come in packs of 8?!?!?!?

 

[shootersix]

i ate the meat...can i have my pudding... they said "how can you have any pudding, if you dont eat your meat! and yes i'm standing still!

 

[nsolimini]

Why do I keep watching "LOST" on Netflix. The show makes me mad and always has me asking WTF are they doing!

 

[nakinate]

Why have I not reached that goal of laying around at home while getting checks the mail?

You gotta be lazier to get that welfare.

 

[kawtech87]

I like to do, the banana dance
Sometimes while, not wearing pants
If you are hopein'
I'll leave my window open
Won't you come by
and take a glance.

Sincerely your's

Kawtech87

 

[findingZzero]

Mangled peace dove brought back to life by bearded man in crowd. Crow is exorcised/forgiven. Crow lays down with dove. The teenaged brain is created.

 

[Ruger-9mm]

Wouldn't it be ironic for folks in India to contact tech support and get an American?

 

[t-squared]

Hickory Dickory Dock...

 

[nakinate]

I fixed my hunger problem with Chick-fil-a. The lemonade is the best you can get without making it yourself.

 

[nakinate]

Wouldn't it be ironic for folks in India to contact tech support and get an American?

Yeah, but I'm not sure they would fully appreciate the irony.

 

[kawtech87]

I fixed my hunger problem with Chick-fil-a. The lemonade is the best you can get without making it yourself.

I have never had Chick-Fil-A. Every time I get the chance to go there it is closed. Just like the Liquor store. Damn I hate Sundays

 

[nakinate]

I have never had Chick-Fil-A. Every time I get the chance to go there it is closed. Just like the Liquor store. Damn I hate Sundays

And car shopping!

 

[kiddchaos]

You gotta be lazier to get that welfare.

Darn it!

 

[jagee]

It is not even 2 o'clock yet and I'm sooo bored I'm about to fall asleep at my desk.

 

[CathyInBlue]

I wonder, do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?