Today's You Can't Make This Sh*t Up News

[hopper68]

Guy with a gun goes to see WI Gov Evers and is arrested. Bails out and comes back with an evil black gun and is arrested again, all in the same day.

Man brings loaded handgun to Wisconsin capitol seeking governor

Man who demanded to see Tony Evers returned at night with an assault rifle after posting bail, police say

www.theguardian.com

 

[JCSR]

As deputies used a $29,000 drone in the outdoor search, gunfire from a neighboring residential property caused it to crash into a metal roof and catch fire, prosecutors said. Deputies went to the property and found Goney, who said he shot down the drone with a .22-caliber rifle because it had been “harassing” him, investigators said.

A Florida man who shot down a law enforcement drone faces 10 years in prison

A man accused of shooting down a law enforcement drone being used at a business near his Florida home is facing up to 10 years in federal prison

abcnews.go.com

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

As deputies used a $29,000 drone in the outdoor search, gunfire from a neighboring residential property caused it to crash into a metal roof and catch fire, prosecutors said. Deputies went to the property and found Goney, who said he shot down the drone with a .22-caliber rifle because it had been “harassing” him, investigators said.

A Florida man who shot down a law enforcement drone faces 10 years in prison

A man accused of shooting down a law enforcement drone being used at a business near his Florida home is facing up to 10 years in federal prison

abcnews.go.com

Boner drone, obviously.

 

[Route 45]

As deputies used a $29,000 drone in the outdoor search, gunfire from a neighboring residential property caused it to crash into a metal roof and catch fire, prosecutors said. Deputies went to the property and found Goney, who said he shot down the drone with a .22-caliber rifle because it had been “harassing” him, investigators said.

A Florida man who shot down a law enforcement drone faces 10 years in prison

A man accused of shooting down a law enforcement drone being used at a business near his Florida home is facing up to 10 years in federal prison

abcnews.go.com

Note to self for possible future Clown World scenario: .22 LR works against drones.

 

[2tonic]

Boner drone, obviously.

I think "Florida man" was more the operative principle to the story.

 

[indyblue]

 

[mmpsteve]

As deputies used a $29,000 drone in the outdoor search, gunfire from a neighboring residential property caused it to crash into a metal roof and catch fire, prosecutors said. Deputies went to the property and found Goney, who said he shot down the drone with a .22-caliber rifle because it had been “harassing” him, investigators said.

A Florida man who shot down a law enforcement drone faces 10 years in prison

A man accused of shooting down a law enforcement drone being used at a business near his Florida home is facing up to 10 years in federal prison

abcnews.go.com

$29K drone? My $2k drone connects to 16 satellites, takes cinema-quality 4k film and photos, even in the wind, and has crash sensors in 5 directions. Can't imagine what 29K buys you. If it's a boner drone, it should not only cause the boner, but should provide for a happy ending as well.

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[GodFearinGunTotin]

 

[JCSR]

 

[JCSR]

Disbelief as woman who ate 48 oysters on date wonders what went wrong

A woman has gone viral after noisily slurping down 48 oysters at a Georgia restaurant while out on a first date. She noisily knocked back four dozen oysters at Fontaine's Oyster House, Atlanta.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[daddyusmaximus]

My takeaway on that...

They admit men can do everything better.

 

[actaeon277]

Disbelief as woman who ate 48 oysters on date wonders what went wrong

A woman has gone viral after noisily slurping down 48 oysters at a Georgia restaurant while out on a first date. She noisily knocked back four dozen oysters at Fontaine's Oyster House, Atlanta.

www.dailymail.co.uk

She's been told her whole life, SHE'S the prize.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

We really are getting dumber as a people. I imagine these are even after making the tests easier for dumb people to be able to get into college.

 

[jwamplerusa]

We really are getting dumber as a people. I imagine these are even after making the tests easier for dumb people to be able to get into college.

Well, when 50% of the time is spent not on those subjects, but on protection of your personal pronouns and why safe spaces are important, what did anyone expect?

Look at the number of businesses which p*** away man-hours on ESG and DEI instead of what ACTUALLY produces the revenue to fulfill their pay responsibilities. As the old saying goes, "Do you know where your paycheck comes from"?

 

[DoggyDaddy]

We really are getting dumber as a people. I imagine these are even after making the tests easier for dumb people to be able to get into college.

"Text" scores? Seems that spelling took a hit too...

 

[Chewie]

"Text" scores? Seems that spelling took a hit too...

No, your reading it all wrong! Text scores did drop as well. Just look at the stoopid s**t people are texting! And it's still going down hill.......
Well all except for INGO....most of the time....sorta kinda....maybe?

 

[JCSR]

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Statement from President Biden on George Floyd’s 50th Birthday​

Statement from President Biden on George Floyd’s 50th Birthday | The White House

George Floyd should be alive. He should be celebrating his 50th birthday with his young daughter Gianna, family, and friends. He deserved so much more.

www.whitehouse.gov

 

[Cameramonkey]

Disbelief as woman who ate 48 oysters on date wonders what went wrong

A woman has gone viral after noisily slurping down 48 oysters at a Georgia restaurant while out on a first date. She noisily knocked back four dozen oysters at Fontaine's Oyster House, Atlanta.

www.dailymail.co.uk

I'm with him after her admitting she was only after him for a free meal. She came right out and said the quiet part out loud. So I have no beef with him. Especially after offering to pay for what he invited her out for. Screw that sterling silver digger. (She didnt aim high enough to be called a gold digger)

 

[foszoe]

We really are getting dumber as a people. I imagine these are even after making the tests easier for dumb people to be able to get into college.

They ain't worth nothing anyway. I scored perfect on the thing and no one thinks I'm smart.

 

[red_zr24x4]

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Statement from President Biden on George Floyd’s 50th Birthday​

Statement from President Biden on George Floyd’s 50th Birthday | The White House

George Floyd should be alive. He should be celebrating his 50th birthday with his young daughter Gianna, family, and friends. He deserved so much more.

www.whitehouse.gov

FJB and FGF