Today's helpful tip

[churchmouse]

Yep, me too. From the recliner to the refrigerator between commercials.

2 things will make me run.....
(1)....Fire. Fire will make me run.

(2)....2 large pissed of dogs. This will make me run. (1) dog, nah, I staying and holding my own.


Now I have to add Bears to this list. Life just gets more complicated.

 

[bulletsmith]

If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.

 

[Gluemanz28]

 

[GunSlinger]

Never trust a fart!

I hate a lumpy fart!

 

[Doug]

Never enter into a relationship with anyone crazier than you are.

 

[GunSlinger]

Never substitute a vacuum for Viagra.

 

[indygunguy]

Don't mess around with Jim.

 

[17 squirrel]

Don't mess around with Jim.

Dupe,....

 

[17 squirrel]

Don't be too early. It's as much an inconvenience as being late.

 

[Cameramonkey]

"Always read the entire thread before posting."

 

[Waveraider]

Never trust anyone who bleeds for seven days and doesn't die.

 

[halfmileharry]

Never substitute a vacuum for Viagra.

Voice texting on a damned Yankee phone leads to all kinds of trouble for a good ol' boy with a bit of a southern accent.

 

[Lost Californian]

Never pet a porcupine

[video=youtube;U5I5H7EeC8k]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5I5H7EeC8k[/video]

 

[Alpo]

Staying out of jail is a good thing.

 

[indygunguy]

Dupe,....

Dang it!

 

[femurphy77]

[video=youtube;U5I5H7EeC8k]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5I5H7EeC8k[/video]

Kinda looks like the porcupine version of the "gonna get me some of that tonight" dance!

 

[churchmouse]

Voice texting on a damned Yankee phone leads to all kinds of trouble for a good ol' boy with a bit of a southern accent.

Yes, yes it does.

I wish I would have saved that text.

 

[halfmileharry]

Yes, yes it does.

I wish I would have saved that text.

At least written it down. All I can figure out was background noise. It was mind opening for sure.

 

[findingZzero]

If your name is Trump, stay out of Mexico.
And don't go out in the wind.

Never Make Eye Contact While Eating a Banana.
And, finally, when nothing goes right, go to bed.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Don't sweat the petty stuff!

And don't pet the sweaty stuff.