Today's helpful tip

[Mgderf]

Don't squat with your spurs on...

 

[Cameramonkey]

And dont fart in a buttoned up trenchcoat.

 

[chocktaw2]

Always drink up stream from the herd

 

[17 squirrel]

Don't spit into the wind.

 

[churchmouse]

Do not drink your bath water.

 

[Mounty09]

Don't spit into the wind.

Don't mess around with Jim

 

[printcraft]

Do not drink your bath water.

But what if it's milk?

 

[halfmileharry]

Pick your battles wisely. You're not going to whip anything that lays down to fight...

 

[1911ly]

Never trust a fart!

 

[17 squirrel]

Don't spit into the wind.

You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger, and you

Don't mess around with Jim

 

[ChristianPatriot]

Don't cook bacon naked

 

[Cameramonkey]

Beware the toes you step on today may be attached to the butt you have to kiss tomorrow.

 

[Alpo]

Urinate every chance you get. (Old Guy Rule No. 2)

 

[Leadeye]

Always remember that there's only about 18" difference between a pat on the back and a kick in the butt.

 

[churchmouse]

Urinate every chance you get. (Old Guy Rule No. 2)

Goes right in line with not trusting a Fart.

 

[Mgderf]

"You don't tug on Superman's cape...

Don't spit into the wind.

 

[femurphy77]

Don't sweat the petty stuff!

 

[Mgderf]

But what if it's milk?

That's just disgusting. And that milk probably isn't fit to drink either...

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

Tip your waiter/waitress.

 

[tbhausen]

If you fart in the tub, don't bite at the bubbles.