This is EXACTLY why our Long Gun Classified section disgusts me.

[mbills2223]

Fenway deserves accolades for his post but I had Admiral Nelson nose spew from my nose at the rainbow farting dog!

I want a rainbow farting dog. My dog farts but rainbows aren't what it reminds me of.

Dogs don't ACTUALLY fart rainbows, lock. That was clever photo trickery... only unicorns can fart rainbows.

 

[SaintsNSinners]

Farting Rainbows is nothing compared to Making Chocolate Squirrels.

 

[fundy87]

I fart rainbows.

 

[Bunnykid68]

I fart rainbow squirrels that ride unicorns

 

[RedneckReject]

I fart rainbows.

Are you a unicorn?????

 

[mbills2223]

 

[RedneckReject]

I fart rainbow squirrels that ride unicorns

I wanna be a unicorn

 

[SaintsNSinners]

Im gonna try and make a Chocolate unicorn that Farts rainbows and chocolate squirrels

 

[fundy87]

Are you a unicorn?????

My mom said I can be anything I want, so tonight I am a unicorn

 

[mbills2223]

My mom said I can be anything I want, so tonight I am a unicorn

 

[RedneckReject]

My mom said I can be anything I want, so tonight I am a unicorn

I'm just a horse

 

[Bunnykid68]

I'm just a horse

Can I ride?

 

[SaintsNSinners]

hey now rides come with colt support

 

[RedneckReject]

Can I ride?

You try that and a certain INGOer may have to change his name to plain old "Sinner"

 

[fundy87]

Don't you judge me

 

[Bunnykid68]

You try that and a certain INGOer may have to change his name to plain old "Sinner"

You lost me

 

[RedneckReject]

You lost me

SaintsNSinners would be very upset.

 

[Bunnykid68]

SaintsNSinners would be very upset.

Oh, I thought it was something important

 

[chezuki]

You lost me

He would lose his sainthood.

 

[RedneckReject]

Oh, I thought it was something important