Like hell I'm going to vote for a Fresca-sippin' hippie.
Orange soda? Who the hell drinks that? I usually shoot it.
There's something inherently satisfying watching orange soda spewing after being shot. Not sure why but orange seems to spew more, or maybe more of its spewing is easier to see. Plastic bottles or aluminum cans, either way. I prefer diet because it doesn't tend to attract ants like the sugary stuff does.