The ONE POST thread!

[esrice]

[SIZE=-1]The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

-Jack Handey
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[BIG TIM]

So many guns, and so little time!

 

[nobletucky]

A man seeking to join an Texas Sheriff's Department was being
interviewed. The Deputy doing the interview said "Your qualifications
all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take
before you can be accepted." Then, sliding a service pistol across the
desk, he said, "Take this pistol and ammo and go out and shoot six
illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit. "
"Why the rabbit?"
"Great attitude," said the Sergeant. "When can you start?"

 

[HICKMAN]

Buddy of mine and I made a bet on whether IU would win one Big Ten game this season.

Needless to say, I got a free lunch at Hooters on Friday.

Sad thing is, he WENT to IU!

 

[paddling_man]

I'm little Billy...

Flash » Posting And You...

No sense behind post this one but this is the thread for it, huh? I've always liked this:

ODE TO BOATSWAIN by LORD GEORGE GORDON BYRON
Near this spot
are deposited the remains of one
who possessed Beauty without Vanity,
Strength without Insolence,
Courage without Ferocity,
and all the Virtues of Man without his Vices.
This praise, which would be unmeaning Flattery,
if inscribed over human Ashes,
is but a just Tribute to the memory of
Boatswain, a DOG
who was born in Newfoundland, May 1803,
and died at Newstead, Nov 18, 1808.

 

[Rookie]

Life sucks, wife won't.


Story of my life.

 

[turnandshoot4]

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

Tolkien.

 

[ATM]

One? One post for the whole thread?
That violates the very core of my post whore being.


Oh yeah...
Bacon!

 

[RogerB]

okay I'm weak...

okay let me see if I understand this correctly...

hmmyyyeeeaahh....

 

[shooter521]

Posted.

 

[Field King]

i will try to understand what this post is about before i fill out this post to get in on the post about one post and see if i can post just one time here in this one post thread about something that i nor anyone else understands except we should all post one post here, right? WAIT! do not answer that! unless u start another thread to answer my question which may technically qualify as more than one post against you in this thread even though it was in another thread it could qualify as cheating, is there cheating allowed? WAIT, do not answer that! who is making the rules in this one post town? WAIT, do not answer that! I am confused but i think this is good enough as i am beginning to sound like my good friend ruger7722 whom i hope does a one poster here also!

 

[Jeff]

<------ Not a post whore.

 

[IndyBeerman]

Must re-re-re-resist tem-tem-temptation, mu-mu-must not fall victim toun-un-unconscious thought that might make it possible to fall into zom-zom-zombie like trance and become one of the many who have fallen before me in this thread.....mu----must............



ARGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bigum1969]

<------------- Definitely a post whore.

$hit! I posted twice!

 

[Big Country]

Me Too!

Put me in, Coach!

 

[haldir]

I would take this opportunity to urge everyone to convert the the Church of the Subgenius.
SubSite - Start

 

[Fenway]

 

[sswheeler]

I like pie !

 

[Chefcook]

YouTube - A--Don't Nobody Move (This Is a Heist)--Tony Powers

 

[D-Ric902]

Oops, wrong turn

is this the chicks with guns thread

My hot chick, the D in D-Ric