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[Sylvain]

A few years....

Dont forget to convert his age in horse years to compare the two.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

No, like that.

That would never work, it has to be symmetrical.

 

[RedneckReject]

Dont forget to convert his age in horse years to compare the two.

What about squirrel years? Which would I convert? Or would I convert both and average the two?

I think I just gave myself a headache. How long do squirrels live anyway?

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

What about squirrel years? Which would I convert? Or would I convert both and average the two?

I think I just gave myself a headache. How long do squirrels live anyway?

Depends on whether or not they stay out of the road.

 

[RedneckReject]

Depends on whether or not they stay out of the road.

 

[Sylvain]

What about squirrel years? Which would I convert? Or would I convert both and average the two?

I think I just gave myself a headache. How long do squirrels live anyway?

A squirrel can live up to 20 years in captivity.
A horse around 30.

I guess you need to convert both in human age to compare.

 

[RedneckReject]

A squirrel can live up to 20 years in captivity.
A horse around 30.

I guess you need to convert both in human age to compare.

20 years? For a tree rat????? Now I'm wondering if the weird genetically messed up ones I see sometimes live shorter life spans. We have a few that have no tails. Not due to injury or anything either. They just don't have any. And I see a hairless squirrel on occasion. They're very odd looking

 

[Sylvain]

20 years? For a tree rat????? Now I'm wondering if the weird genetically messed up ones I see sometimes live shorter life spans. We have a few that have no tails. Not due to injury or anything either. They just don't have any. And I see a hairless squirrel on occasion. They're very odd looking

That's in captivity if you feed him good and dont let other animals eat him.It's probably WAY less in the wild.
Plus there are dozens of species that we all call "squirrel" so some might have shorter or longer lifespam.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

20 years? For a tree rat????? Now I'm wondering if the weird genetically messed up ones I see sometimes live shorter life spans. We have a few that have no tails. Not due to injury or anything either. They just don't have any. And I see a hairless squirrel on occasion. They're very odd looking

I can't say that I've ever seen a hairless squirrel nor one without a tail. The fish in your neighborhood don't have 3 eyes do they?

 

[Sylvain]

I read somewhere else that it's 6 years.

 

[aaron580]

hello from indy airport

 

[Sylvain]

Lifespam of a squirrel: 1 to 20 years (from different things I read) ... so the internet just has no idea.

That is just like the delivery guy who will be there today between 8 am and 8 pm.

 

[Sylvain]

hello from indy airport

Hello.

Going somewhere?

 

[RedneckReject]

I can't say that I've ever seen a hairless squirrel nor one without a tail. The fish in your neighborhood don't have 3 eyes do they?

I don't know that there are any fish around here. Bean Creek runs about 2 blocks from here but I would be surprised if there are any fish in it. Then again if there are fish in it they probably do have some weird mutations

 

[Sylvain]

 

[RedneckReject]

Lifespam of a squirrel: 1 to 20 years (from different things I read) ... so the internet just has no idea.

That is just like the delivery guy who will be there today between 8 am and 8 pm.

Yep and the delivery guy usually shows up either at 7 am or 9 pm

 

[Sylvain]

Yep and the delivery guy usually shows up either at 7 am or 9 pm

QFT
Or even sometimes the next day.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

I require brb

 

[RedneckReject]

I will require sleep very soon. I have the most wicked headache that's been coming and going all day. The carbon monoxide level at work shot up today. I called maintenance out and they took care of it but I still feel the effects

 

[Sylvain]

I will require sleep very soon.

Same here.