The Official Status Update Thread: Part 98 - Saving Private Ryan

[SEIndSAM]

Gooooooood evening INGO!!!

 

[Sylvain]

Evening Sam!
What's up?

 

[Suprtek]

Hi there Sam! Having a good evening?

 

[jdmack79]

 

[SEIndSAM]

Howdy Gang, doing fine, thanks for asking. Anyone do anything interesting today???

 

[Sylvain]

International man of mystery!

 

[Suprtek]

Howdy Gang, doing fine, thanks for asking. Anyone do anything interesting today???

I'm trying to figure out how to be a FIL. Is that interesting enough?

 

[SEIndSAM]

Sylvain, glad you are here. I wanted to ask you something.

I am reading a WWII book written by an infantry officer. He was describing the difficulties fighting in the hedgerows in the normandy area and the tactics they used to fight there.

Are the hedgerows still there, or has modern farming methods leveled them???

 

[Suprtek]

 

[SEIndSAM]

I'm trying to figure out how to be a FIL. Is that interesting enough?

Easy. Just show them a picture of your wallet welded shut with chains & padlocks surrounding it. That should be enough.

 

[Crbn79]

Gooooooood evening INGO!!!

 

[Suprtek]

Easy. Just show them a picture of your wallet welded shut with chains & padlocks surrounding it. That should be enough.

I think I'll just show them the .45 on my hip, and this....

 

[jdmack79]

I had weird day at work. Customers were going crazy. One person threw an oar at an employee!

 

[SEIndSAM]

I had weird day at work. Customers were going crazy. One person threw an oar at an employee!

He thought the employee was up **** creek without a paddle???

 

[jdmack79]

He thought the employee was up **** creek without a paddle???

Who knows. People are just plain crazy. The solution to making a retailer help you out is not bludgeoning them with products.

 

[SEIndSAM]

Who knows. People are just plain crazy. The solution to making a retailer help you out is not bludgeoning them with products.

 

[Sylvain]

Who knows. People are just plain crazy. The solution to making a retailer help you out is not bludgeoning them with products.

I did it wrong all those years.

 

[jdmack79]

I did it wrong all those years.

You can't ever be too old to learn new ways.

 

[Sylvain]

You can't ever be too old to learn new ways.

What do you throw at their faces if you cant use the products from the store then???
Do I need to bring my own stuff from home like frying pans and whatnot?

 

[jdmack79]

I also was nearly sprayed with a combo pepper spray/oc gas/uv marker dye today. An EXTREMELY elderly guy came in and asked me to show him how the pepper spray worked. I showed him how to turn off the safety and which way to point it. He proceeded to grab the spray, turn off the safety, and point it at my face. He then said, "So I just push down now?" I said "NOOOOO!" and quickly moved away.