The Official Status Update Thread: Part 98 - Saving Private Ryan

[SkullDaddy.45]

SD, I made some more cages for your midgets while you're gone.

Alright!! They've been gnawing on the old cages!! Their lil teeth can do major damage!!

 

[mom45]

Waiting patiently for mom to think of a better epic story!!

My dad told everyone I was a boy scout throughout my teen years. He and I were just talking tonight about how people just don't understand our family's sense of humor sometimes. But then, my sister's husband was a stay at home dad when the kids were little and HE was a girl scout leader.

Sorry....my epic stories all seem to be used up today.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Evening G'man!!

 

[mom45]

We leave Sunday, get arrested on Monday, prison by Tuesday, midgets strippers break me out by Thursday, I should be home Friday night!! A wiser man!!

We will need video of these events.

 

[aaron580]

Top gear

 

[Sylvain]

Top gear

POOOOOOOWWWWEEEEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

My dad told everyone I was a boy scout throughout my teen years. He and I were just talking tonight about how people just don't understand our family's sense of humor sometimes. But then, my sister's husband was a stay at home dad when the kids were little and HE was a girl scout leader.

Sorry....my epic stories all seem to be used up today.

This one was perfect mom!! BIL was a Girl Scout! Perfect!!!

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

Evenin' SD, mom, aaron!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

We will need video of these events.

I will try to capture everything on video. Well, not while in prison, that will be between me and señor Bubba!!

 

[mom45]

This one was perfect mom!! BIL was a Girl Scout! Perfect!!!

He did dress as a female nurse for Halloween one year way back in the day when he worked at the grocery store that used to be across from Blythe's in Valpo...was that Eagle Grocery or something like that? Wow...that was a while back. I just remember he was the hairiest girl I ever saw...complete with facial hair.

My other BIL dressed as Xena the princess warrior for halloween one year and his wife dressed as Zorro. That was quite a sight.

 

[churchmouse]

 

[mom45]

I will try to capture everything on video. Well, not while in prison, that will be between me and señor Bubba!!

Be safe and take some protection with you.

 

[churchmouse]

Be safe and take some protection with you.

What, a midget stripper body guard.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

I see you.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

He did dress as a female nurse for Halloween one year way back in the day when he worked at the grocery store that used to be across from Blythe's in Valpo...was that Eagle Grocery or something like that? Wow...that was a while back. I just remember he was the hairiest girl I ever saw...complete with facial hair.

My other BIL dressed as Xena the princess warrior for halloween one year and his wife dressed as Zorro. That was quite a sight.

That's to funny!! My buddy actually went to school one day wearing a cheerleaders outfit. Was some kind of stance on a dress code or something. Was hilarious !

 

[mom45]

What, a midget stripper body guard.

That might help. I wonder how many of those could be smuggled in to a Mexican prison.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

What, a midget stripper body guard.

No a stripper body guard.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

What, a midget stripper body guard.

They only guard specific body parts!! I have a doll I want you to point to the body part you want guarded!!

 

[churchmouse]

That might help. I wonder how many of those could be smuggled in to a Mexican prison.

Uh....errr....do they cavity search in old Mexico???

 

[mom45]

That's to funny!! My buddy actually went to school one day wearing a cheerleaders outfit. Was some kind of stance on a dress code or something. Was hilarious !

I thought I had pictures of this. Here is Zorro and Xena...my sister made the costumes.