The Official Status Update Thread: Part 98 - Saving Private Ryan

[RedneckReject]

He must have seen that ...

When you kicked an employee for being two minutes late!

Not true. I give them 5! I truly am about to kick one right now though. He crossed the line with me and if he doesn't watch it, he's gone

 

[Birds Away]

All romantic relationships between men and women are adversarial on some level - Birds Away.

 

[Sylvain]

Not true. I give them 5! I truly am about to kick one right now though. He crossed the line with me and if he doesn't watch it, he's gone

You scare me too!
If you were closer it would be crap time for sure.

 

[RedneckReject]

All romantic relationships between men and women are adversarial on some level - Birds Away.

That's what keeps it interesting!

 

[Sylvain]

Women are evil! - Birds Away.

Again!

 

[RedneckReject]

You scare me too!
If you were closer it would be crap time for sure.

Oh horsesh**. I'm as gentle as a velociraptor!

 

[Birds Away]

 

[Sylvain]

 

[RedneckReject]

Sorry I said something about a velociraptor and I started having flashbacks

 

[Birds Away]

Karma comes in many flavors. Not all of them are tasty.

 

[Sylvain]

Sorry I said something about a velociraptor and I started having flashbacks

Flashbacks or are you drunk?

 

[RedneckReject]

Karma comes in many flavors. Not all of them are tasty.

QFT. I'm waiting for it to bite a few people in the ass right now

 

[RedneckReject]

Flashbacks or are you drunk?

Nope. Haven't had anything to drink tonight. Well I do have some strawberry milk but nothing alcoholic

 

[Birds Away]

I think that because I anticipated it biting someone else, which it did, it is now tracking me.

 

[chezuki]

Wife's getting boozy... It's going to be an interesting night!

 

[RedneckReject]

Wife's getting boozy... It's going to be an interesting night!

I thought about it, but I woke up with a wicked hangover this morning. And then I had to go to work. No booze for me tonight. Maybe I'll actually be sober enough for other things

 

[Sylvain]

Chezuki!

 

[Birds Away]

Remember the "safe" word.

 

[RedneckReject]

Remember the "safe" word.

Safe words are for p****es!!!

 

[Birds Away]

Safe words are for p****es!!!