The Official Status Update Thread: Part 97 - The Fifth Elephant

[jagee]

Breathalyzer test on students to get in to a school dance

 

[jagee]

Well crap, gotta go ...

Make sure you have plenty of TP...

 

[KJQ6945]

Breathalyzer test on students to get in to a school dance

That would have ruined both of the ones I went to.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Or maybe that's KJQ's yard!! My peepers are off today, one don't work, the other is blurring tonight!!

 

[KJQ6945]

Blind in one eye, blond in the other?

 

[jagee]

That would have ruined both of the ones I went to.

They were talking about it on the news tonight...apparently the students they talked to were in favor of it.

 

[jagee]

Or maybe that's KJQ's yard!! My peepers are off today, one don't work, the other is blurring tonight!!

Midget stripper glitter will blind you!

 

[KJQ6945]

Midget stripper glitter will blind you!

But, so worth it!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Blind in one eye, blond in the other?

Exactly like that!! Gotta get to the eye doc soon, not easy getting old!!

Midget stripper glitter will blind you!

Sounds like you have had some experience!!!!

 

[mom45]

Yes I did, you lil corn filled turd!!

Not to bad up here today, cloudy, breezy but not to bad!! Love the truck mom, and the yard!!

That's KJQ's truck/yard. We have the blue truck just a couple posts above that.

 

[jagee]

Sounds like you have had some experience!!!!

No, no...just what I've been told...

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

But, so worth it!

QFT

 

[mom45]

I see you realized whose truck that was. This was my yard last summer. I can't wait for my flowers to bloom again. I have a tulip that opened up today and a few other early ones but so many more to look pretty if it ever warms up!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

That's KJQ's truck/yard. We have the blue truck just a couple posts above that.

Ah yes, now I see!! Lurkers Hot Rod Club!

 

[mom45]

No, no...just what I've been told...

Sure, we believe that. Is your wife reading on here tonight?

 

[mom45]

Ah yes, now I see!! Lurkers Hot Rod Club!

That could be fun!

 

[jagee]

Ah yes, now I see!! Lurkers Hot Rod Club!

Hey! Wasn't CM supposed to build us a race car?!?

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I see you realized whose truck that was. This was my yard last summer. I can't wait for my flowers to bloom again. I have a tulip that opened up today and a few other early ones but so many more to look pretty if it ever warms up!

Looks relaxing!!! Needs a hammock! And new INGO neighbors!!!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Hey! Wasn't CM supposed to build us a race car?!?

I believe your right jag!!
He's been slacking lately!!! It's all about us!!!!!!!!

 

[KJQ6945]

Any more truck stories?

Time for some gun talk then. I need to put a free float float front end and a scope on an AR. Give me some ideas on the cheap side. Or, buy a truck from me and I'll put a night force on it.