The Official Status Update Thread: Part 95 - Braveheart

[Frosty]

You need to get out more. And, as a bonus when you fly, you'll get more action with the TSA than you can on a first date.

I don't know, I haven't had any terrorists try to shoot my house down, and my house has never just disappeared for no apparent reasonalthough I do like the sounds of getting fondled by hot tsa chicks

 

[aaron580]

It's fun to mess with the TSA. I carry a log of summer sausage taped to my leg.

 

[Frosty]

It's fun to mess with the TSA. I carry a log of summer sausage taped to my leg.

I do to... But it's not summer sausage... And I don't tape it to my leg...

 

[aaron580]

I don't know, I haven't guard any terrorists try to shoot my house down, and my house has never just disappeared for no apparent reasonalthough I do like the sounds of getting fondled by hot tsa chicks

South park TSA - YouTube

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

I do to... But it's not summer sausage... And I don't tape it to my leg...

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I don't know, I haven't guard any terrorists try to shoot my house down, and my house has never just disappeared for no apparent reasonalthough I do like the sounds of getting fondled by hot tsa chicks

Your more likely to get fondled by old TSA dudes. They're like 80 years old. Mmmm, wonder if I can get a part time job there?? Let me practice on you Frosty, bend over and say Ahhhh!

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

Your more likely to get fondled by old TSA dudes. They're like 80 years old. Mmmm, wonder if I can get a part time job there?? Let me practice on you Frosty, bend over and say Ahhhh!

 

[Frosty]

South park TSA - YouTube

Yep, I'm staying home!

 

[aaron580]

Your more likely to get fondled by old TSA dudes. They're like 80 years old. Mmmm, wonder if I can get a part time job there?? Let me practice on you Frosty, bend over and say Ahhhh!

"Ok sir just gots to check ya @$$ hole."

 

[Frosty]

Your more likely to get fondled by old TSA dudes. They're like 80 years old. Mmmm, wonder if I can get a part time job there?? Let me practice on you Frosty, bend over and say Ahhhh!

you said that last night? I'm starting to think your enjoying this "practice"?

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

It's fun to mess with the TSA. I carry a log of summer sausage taped to my leg.

I don't know, I haven't had any terrorists try to shoot my house down, and my house has never just disappeared for no apparent reasonalthough I do like the sounds of getting fondled by hot tsa chicks

I do to... But it's not summer sausage... And I don't tape it to my leg...

you said that last night? I'm starting to think your enjoying this "practice"?

Just want to be the best TSA agent I can be!! Now, about your carry on package you have in your pants! will you be holding on to that the whole trip??

 

[chocktaw2]

BBQ chicken done, and range time in. !!!!!!!!!!!!

Good evening fudgers of the truth!

 

[Frosty]

Just want to be the best TSA agent I can be!! Now, about your carry on package you have in your pants! will you be holding on to that the whole trip??

You can hold it if you'd like

 

[Sylvain]

 

[RedneckReject]

BBQ chicken done, and range time in. !!!!!!!!!!!!

Good evening fudgers of the truth!

Roast will be done in a couple hours. It smells sooooo good though

 

[Frosty]

I want to know one thing, how's come everytime I get involved in a conversation in here and skulldaddy is on, somebody almost always get molested??? And why the hell is it usually me???

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

You can hold it if you'd like

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

I want to know one thing, how's come everytime I get involved in a conversation in here and skulldaddy is on, somebody almost always get molested??? And why the hell is it usually me???

It must be you, maybe you should send him some midgets. Umm you're not a midget are you?

 

[RedneckReject]

I want to know one thing, how's come everytime I get involved in a conversation in here and skulldaddy is on, somebody almost always get molested??? And why the hell is it usually me???

Duh....

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I want to know one thing, how's come everytime I get involved in a conversation in here and skulldaddy is on, somebody almost always get molested??? And why the hell is it usually me???

Now,now, calm down. Come here and sit on my lap and I'll tell ya story of the Donald the Donkey and the mean old TSA man!!