The Official Status Update Thread: Part 91 - Snowmageddon 2 (The White Death)

[SkullDaddy.45]

I got forced to go once when my face started turning blue. I guess we think that if we're sick the world will stop turning, the kids will starve, and the house will burn down

Thanks everyone! And that's exactly right RnR! Not sure why she thinks the world will end if she rested for a few days! Wait a minute, few days? Who the hell gonna fix me a sammich! God help me! She can't be down for 2 days! Or I WILL DIE!!!

 

[chocktaw2]

You know my sister it's a small world!

 

[Frosty]

He was/is an officer in the Air Force with a uber-high security clearance. She was his "beard" and she didn't know it until it was too late.

Oh, I guess you don't... Still a small world in the context of the subject

 

[chocktaw2]

My laughing startled the kids.

 

[SEIndSAM]

Oh, I guess you don't... Still a small world in the context of the subject

So, you must know someone too that 'been there, done that". I wish now I had said something, whole ordeal really messed her up.

 

[mom45]

What is the most hideous beard style out there??? Hitler stash?? Lambchop sideburns??? I need to do something before the wife gets home.

Braid it...my nephew does that...he thinks he's a pirate or something! LOL

 

[RedneckReject]

Thanks everyone! And that's exactly right RnR! Not sure why she thinks the world will end if she rested for a few days! Wait a minute, few days? Who the hell gonna fix me a sammich! God help me! She can't be down for 2 days! Or I WILL DIE!!!

And that is exactly the type of thing that runs through our heads. How will you guys possibly survive without us? Will the kids starve? Will you remember to let the dog out? Will the dishes and laundry get done? Etc, etc, etc.....

 

[RedneckReject]

You mean that doesn't happen?

Nope. Cause I never let on that I'm sick

 

[Frosty]

FIFY, Happy?

Nope, I have proof I'm not, but it would save me a ton of money if I was!

 

[mom45]

Sitting at the ER with my wife who won't take her meds For a sinus infection! Second time in a week I've had to force her to go see a doc! What's wrong with you women?

Women are not the problem....we are not stubborn at all. It's the men!! Always the men....

 

[RedneckReject]

Oh, I guess you don't... Still a small world in the context of the subject

My sister's first serious boyfriend turned out to be gay. I still make fun of her for it. She found out less than a week after they finally "did the deed". She was traumatized. Thought she turned him

 

[churchmouse]

Women are not the problem....we are not stubborn at all. It's the men!! Always the men....

Now wait right there.....I resemble that remark.......

 

[Frosty]

So, you must know someone too that 'been there, done that". I wish now I had said something, whole ordeal really messed her up.

My sister was married 13 years, give or take a year, with 2 kids when "he" decided he wanted to catch for the other team, of course he was unfaithful first and got himself hepatitis...

 

[Suprtek]

And that is exactly the type of thing that runs through our heads. How will you guys possibly survive without us?

Not possible

Will the kids starve?

Possibly

Will you remember to let the dog out?

We have a dog?

Will the dishes and laundry get done?

Oh helz no

Etc, etc, etc.....

Definately not

 

[Frosty]

Now wait right there.....I resemble that remark.......

Yes church YOU are the problem!

 

[chocktaw2]

And that is exactly the type of thing that runs through our heads. How will you guys possibly survive without us? Will the kids starve? Will you remember to let the dog out? Will the dishes and laundry get done? Etc, etc, etc.....

I have to agree here. The wife puts things in strange places where I don't see them. She had to coach me on where to look for " her" edibles. But, we made it thru.

 

[Frosty]

Not possible

Possibly

We have a dog?

Oh helz no

Definately not

Don't forget sex, we need it to live!

 

[churchmouse]

Yes church YOU are the problem!

I know right.....

 

[RedneckReject]

Don't forget sex, we need it to live!

So do we!!!

 

[Frosty]

So do we!!!

That's not what I was told