The Official Status Update Thread: Part 91 - Snowmageddon 2 (The White Death)

[mom45]

My daughter drove a beetle for years. Last year I bought her a jeep Cherokee. Best thing I've ever bought her!

Mine is driving a crappy 2000 Grand Am or something that she bought after she blew the motor on the good car she had before. I believe she claimed that she didn't know that you had to check fluids and that the hot light meant stop BEFORE the motor locks up....oh no...she just kept driving. This girl...I could strangle her some days. And then there's her boyfriend.....oh my....I need something to drink.

The cherries are marinating but I think it is too soon to sample those...but maybe the juice....even thirds of the cherry juice, amaretto and everclear. that might do it. Maybe I better make the calzones first....they could be interesting otherwise.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I never agreed to be a part of this team...we might need to re-negotiate the terms of this shared ownership...

What part of I'M KING! Didn't you get? Now start twerking and wait your turn to drive the twerk mobile!

 

[Sylvain]

??? You mean are making fun of us?

yes

They are just jealous of our moves.

 

[MikeDVB]

What part of I'M KING!

If I had to pick I'd say the 'king' part... In reality probably the whole "I'M KING" part...

 

[jagee]

What part of I'M KING! Didn't you get? Now start twerking and wait your turn to drive the twerk mobile!

What if my wife twerks and I drive? (It might be a challenge convincing her to do it, but I'll work on that)

 

[db1959]

If I can get out of the drive, down the road and into work I'll be there. Tired of not working but not tired enough to walk the mile there. BTW Marshall county is shut down so don't come up here, we will arrest your ass!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Mine is driving a crappy 2000 Grand Am or something that she bought after she blew the motor on the good car she had before. I believe she claimed that she didn't know that you had to check fluids and that the hot light meant stop BEFORE the motor locks up....oh no...she just kept driving. This girl...I could strangle her some days. And then there's her boyfriend.....oh my....I need something to drink.

The cherries are marinating but I think it is too soon to sample those...but maybe the juice....even thirds of the cherry juice, amaretto and everclear. that might do it. Maybe I better make the calzones first....they could be interesting otherwise.

Don't get me started on boyfriends!!!! When he first picked up my daughter I tossed a .45 bullet at him. Told him after midnight they come at ya a lot faster! Never had a problem with young master Dan after that!

 

[Sylvain]

What if my wife twerks and I drive? (It might be a challenge convincing her to do it, but I'll work on that)

We are a male only twerking team.
Ladies love us.Men too.

 

[Frosty]

Time to kiss the kings ring Frosty! Guess where the ring is?

I'll say it again, oh HELL NO! Now shut the **** up!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

If I had to pick I'd say the 'king' part... In reality probably the whole "I'M KING" part...

No healthcare for you!!!!!

 

[MikeDVB]

It's settled... I'm going to get a snow blower.

 

[mom45]

If I can get out of the drive, down the road and into work I'll be there. Tired of not working but not tired enough to walk the mile there. BTW Marshall county is shut down so don't come up here, we will arrest your ass!

Maybe they will arrest my daughter and put her in that nice new jail overnight...safe and warm with yummy food to eat and cable tv! LOL!

 

[yeahbaby]

Just heard they are shutting down all Porter county roads @6pm. County plows being pulled off the roads till things settled down. Almost a white a total white out.

 

[Frosty]

Don't get me started on boyfriends!!!! When he first picked up my daughter I tossed a .45 bullet at him. Told him after midnight they come at ya a lot faster! Never had a problem with young master Dan after that!

Please, your a big soft teddy bear... A big cuddle teddy bear

 

[Caleb]

When I'm king things will be better!!

Just like Obama's empty promises and hope as he is changing everything up?

 

[mom45]

Don't get me started on boyfriends!!!! When he first picked up my daughter I tossed a .45 bullet at him. Told him after midnight they come at ya a lot faster! Never had a problem with young master Dan after that!

This one is too dumb to understand even that. I've shown him my gun and the backhoe.....he still treats her like crap but until she gets a backbone, not sure what I can do. She's over 21 and isn't listening to mom.

 

[chocktaw2]

Milk for baby! Fine, food for grandma! Can see it! Beer for dumb and dumber? I should've left their saggy pant butt in that ditch! But I am trying to buy my way into heaven!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Please, your a big soft teddy bear... A big cuddle teddy bear

Give me a hug you ****er!

 

[Frosty]

Just heard they are shutting down all Porter county roads @6pm. County plows being pulled off the roads till things settled down. Almost a white a total white out.

Putnam county has been shut down since 1. We have all kinds of snow and the winds starting to pick up. You come here, we will shoot you!

 

[SaintsNSinners]

This one is too dumb to understand even that. I've shown him my gun and the backhoe.....he still treats her like crap but until she gets a backbone, not sure what I can do. She's over 21 and isn't listening to mom.

Im very very very good at anonymously scaring people.... and scarring people. Want my help?