I have considered claiming to be a smoker for quite a while now. Not only would it make the government mad, but it would also anger my employer. I would demand a smoke break every half hour just like my coworkers. It is absurd that smokers get more breaks than I do.
Or tell them you need a cocaine break every 30 minutes.
I dont see why people taking another kind of drug would get breaks and not you.
Rep to you! I'm telling my boss this when I go to work.
You can be Murdock the crazy one.
Actually most people in the team could play the crazy one.
It is illegal to smoke in schools, restaurants, and within eight feet of a business.
I don't smoke, but I still feel like the government has gone too far. Why is it illegal to smoke close to a building? It is outdoors. The last time I was outside I noticed quite a bit of air.
I have considered claiming to be a smoker for quite a while now. Not only would it make the government mad, but it would also anger my employer. I would demand a smoke break every half hour just like my coworkers. It is absurd that smokers get more breaks than I do.
Secret Squirrel here.... Covertly monitoring and getting someone fired