The Official Status Update Thread: Part 88 - Die Hard

[Shadow]

Her and my nephew live together -its not that i dont like her - cause i do - she has been a family friend for years -- but every one in this family knows i travel off to see my father ---does she think i'll change my plans just to eat with them --hahahahahahahaha NOT

 

[RedneckReject]

Her and my nephew live together -its not that i dont like her - cause i do - she has been a family friend for years -- but every one in this family knows i travel off to see my father ---does she think i'll change my plans just to eat with them --hahahahahahahaha NOT

Yeah I'm just doing Thanksgiving at home. I'm sure I'll see my mom at some point that weekend but the actual Thanksgiving dinner will be just me, the man, and the kids. Besides, my family does a big shindig in early/mid December that kind of encompasses Thanksgiving and Christmas together....and that means I have to cook a bunch more

 

[RedneckReject]

This time I actually know what I'll be making for the big get together though!

 

[SaintsNSinners]

if your happy and you know it shart your pants

 

[Shadow]

if your happy and you know it shart your pants

ok now what do i do ????????????????

 

[RedneckReject]

if your happy and you know it shart your pants

Are you just trolling threads now?

 

[GBuck]

Hello.

 

[RedneckReject]

Good evening/morning, GB

 

[SaintsNSinners]

Anyone know where to buy under garments without streaks already in them?

 

[RedneckReject]

Anyone know where to buy under garments without streaks already in them?

WTH is wrong with you?

 

[SaintsNSinners]

WTS pre streaked under garments.... $50 or trade for nice new unfired Tavor

 

[Shadow]

I hear tell that you can trade them in at Wally World

 

[SaintsNSinners]

the streaks might be made of bourbon, bacon and butter

 

[Shadow]

Im headed there right no --cause i was happy --untill i sharted in my pants ---thanks SnS

 

[Shadow]

im just going to stick with my happy and ya know -reach down in your (own) pants and sqeeze your balls

 

[Shadow]

"ooooooh man i wish i hadnt ate mexican food the last couple nights " this is smelling bad !!!

 

[RedneckReject]

im just going to stick with my happy and ya know -reach down in your (own) pants and sqeeze your balls

Oh man....I can't do that

 

[Shadow]

Oh man....I can't do that

okok pet your kitten then

 

[SaintsNSinners]

Oh man....I can't do that

then you cant be happy

 

[RedneckReject]

okok pet your kitten then

Well....I do have 4 cats in the house