The Official Status Update Thread: Part 87 -RoboCop

[Sylvain]

I'm back from work!

 

[RedneckReject]

Wow...slow in here tonight

 

[Sylvain]

Yep.

 

[Caleb]

Wow...slow in here tonight

I heard that every night since I first posted here

 

[RedneckReject]

I heard that every night since I first posted here

Well the party doesn't really start until about 1 or 2 when mbills and I are both about 6 sheets to the wind

 

[Caleb]

Well the party doesn't really start until about 1 or 2 when mbills and I are both about 6 sheets to the wind

6 sheet to the wind?

 

[RedneckReject]

6 sheet to the wind?

Yeah it's when you wind up 3 sheets to the wind but keep on drinking anyway

 

[SaintsNSinners]

Q: How do you circumsize a whale?






A: With four skin divers

 

[RedneckReject]

Q: How do you circumsize a whale?






A: With four skin divers

Bad.....just bad

 

[Sylvain]

Q: How do you circumsize a whale?






A: With four skin divers

 

[RedneckReject]

And the French guy laughs at it

 

[Sylvain]

And the French guy laughs at it

It was good.

 

[RedneckReject]

It was good.

You should have heard some of the ones he was telling last night

 

[Sylvain]

You should have heard some of the ones he was telling last night

Oh, now im sad I missed it.

 

[Sylvain]

Were they mostly about feces?

 

[RedneckReject]

Don't be. They were just as bad if not worse. I still say the best joke he ever told was at a gas station one time. There were these 3 Japanese guys (business types) staring at the gas pump that they had pulled up to. Just standing there staring at it. SNS made the classis "Jesus, how many Japanese guys does it take to fill up the gas tank?" joke. I got out of the car, helped them figure out how to pump gas, pumped my own gas, and got back in our truck with the answer to his joke:...one white girl.

 

[RedneckReject]

Were they mostly about feces?

No actually none of them were

 

[SaintsNSinners]

Clinton will always be remembered as the president after Bush

 

[Caleb]

Yeah it's when you wind up 3 sheets to the wind but keep on drinking anyway

Only time my sheets flap in the wind is after I eat taco bell, baked beans, or chili

 

[RedneckReject]

Clinton will always be remembered as the president after Bush

Ok that one was kind of funny. Too bad Clinton's predecessor wasn't President Moorhead. That would be even better