A big huge cicada just flew into my house screaming loudly. I screamed like a girl and took off for the bedroom. I'm such a girl when it comes to bugs.
You're a man when it comes to other stuff, and scream like a man?
Oh and hello!
Howdy yall! long time no talk!
Work has been keeping me super busy! Ive been traveling all over the place.
I need bourbon
I haven't had a drink in over a week now
Trying to quit?