The Official Status Update Thread: Part 83 - Scarface

[mbills2223]

Church wins the internet for at least 5 minutes

agreed

 

[mbills2223]

Can i trade that five minutes in on something else?..

Hah...please...as if you'd need that long!

 

[RedneckReject]

removable teeth and wenches.. I can already see where this conversation is going.

Repped!!!

 

[church]

Hah...please...as if you'd need that long!

Yeah, you're right! It doesnt take that long to drink a cold beer in this heat! Heck, in five minutes it'd be warmer than a prostitute at a construction site on payday!

 

[RedneckReject]

valid question, sns.

btw...slipped up the other day and called my woman wench.

That's awesome!!! Sucks for you but it's awesome.

You should come hang out sometime though. Fo' realz.

 

[RedneckReject]

Yeah, you're right! It doesnt take that long to drink a cold beer in this heat! Heck, in five minutes it'd be warmer than a prostitute at a construction site on payday!

If I could rep you again right now I would. I have seriously never heard that before!

 

[SaintsNSinners]

Church welcome to the Pdub club

 

[mbills2223]

Yeah, you're right! It doesnt take that long to drink a cold beer in this heat! Heck, in five minutes it'd be warmer than a prostitute at a construction site on payday!

That's awesome!!! Sucks for you but it's awesome.

You should come hang out sometime though. Fo' realz.

She didn't get any more angry than she is by default at my existence. Yeah...it's THAT week...

Sounds ****ing fantastic. We're gonna get drunk and then you'll axe murder me...right?

 

[RedneckReject]

Church welcome to the Pdub club

I second that

 

[SaintsNSinners]

I really want some dieselpunk IPA..... I saw some tonight and should have bought some.......

 

[mbills2223]

Church welcome to the Pdub club

Wow church, a welcome from the president and founder...that's big

 

[mbills2223]

I really want some dieselpunk IPA..... I saw some tonight and should have bought some.......

I'm not man enough for IPAs

 

[church]

Church welcome to the Pdub club

Well thanks! Whats pdub mean?

 

[SaintsNSinners]

Mbills should definitely hang out. We love to drink..... Mbills you dont happen to know what GHB tastes like do you?

 

[RedneckReject]

She didn't get any more angry than she is by default at my existence. Yeah...it's THAT week...

Sounds ****ing fantastic. We're gonna get drunk and then you'll axe murder me...right?

Oh...yeah you'll have that. Sorry, friend. I feel your pain. If it makes any difference (which I know it doesn't) most women don't even want to be around themselves THAT week. They know they're being complete b****es and can't seem to stop it. It sucks for them too. And why the hell would I ax murder you when I have all these guns? WTH is wrong with you???

 

[church]

india pale ales are excellent! most of them anyway..

 

[RedneckReject]

Well thanks! Whats pdub mean?

Post whore Take it as a compliment....seriously

 

[mbills2223]

Mbills should definitely hang out. We love to drink..... Mbills you dont happen to know what GHB tastes like do you?

I can pretend not to

 

[mbills2223]

Oh...yeah you'll have that. Sorry, friend. I feel your pain. If it makes any difference (which I know it doesn't) most women don't even want to be around themselves THAT week. They know they're being complete b****es and can't seem to stop it. It sucks for them too. And why the hell would I ax murder you when I have all these guns? WTH is wrong with you???

Nostalgia? (Ax vs gun)

I can deal with the mood swings because I like to claim that I caused the whole process if ya know what I'm sayin'

 

[RedneckReject]

I can pretend not to

I'll just make sure I'm in the bedroom for some of the night....or maybe I should stay in the living room since the bedroom may be in use....